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Parks & Recreation - Apps and Zerts 4 oz Candle - Inspired by Tom Haverford

Parks & Recreation - Apps and Zerts 4 oz Candle - Inspired by Tom Haverford

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 17 people
  • Gift message available

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Ready to ship in 7–10 business days
From Apalachin, NY

Description

“ ‘Zerts’ are what I call desserts. ‘Trée-trées’ are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies’, ‘sandoozles’ or ‘Adam Sandlers’. Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz’ with a ‘z’ - I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes ‘big ole cookies’. I call noodles ‘long-ass rice’. Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick’. Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm’. Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cacc’. I call eggs ‘pre-birds’, or ‘future birds’. Root beer is ‘super water’. Tortillas are ‘bean blankets’. And I call forks ‘food rakes’.

Scent: Cake
Burn time: 25 - 30 hours
Weight: 4 ounces
Tin Height: 1 3/4"
Tin Diameter: 2 7/8"

This 4oz tin is made with all-natural soy wax, which is eco-friendly and burns clean. Each candle comes with a resealable lid.

Please note that some frosting may occur. Frosting is a perfectly natural effect of using soy wax. It is the natural wax re-crystallizing and trying to return to its natural state. This is perfectly normal for soy candles and does not affect the scent or burn time. All soy waxes frost and is a sign that you are using 100% natural soy wax.

Every candle is hand-poured so slight variations in color may occur from the candle pictured.


Shipping: All candles are made to order. This takes time to hand pour each one and harden overnight. Please consider this and allow a few extra days prior to shipping. Orders under 13oz will be shipped via USPS First Class. Any orders 14oz or more will ship via USPS Priority Mail.

We ship as quickly as possible. Items expected to ship within 7 - 10 days of payment.
“ ‘Zerts’ are what I call desserts. ‘Trée-trées’ are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies’, ‘sandoozles’ or ‘Adam Sandlers’. Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz’ with a ‘z’ - I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes ‘big ole cookies’. I call noodles ‘long-ass rice’. Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick’. Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm’. Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cacc’. I call eggs ‘pre-birds’, or ‘future birds’. Root beer is ‘super water’. Tortillas are ‘bean blankets’. And I call forks ‘food rakes’.

Scent: Cake
Burn time: 25 - 30 hours
Weight: 4 ounces
Tin Height: 1 3/4"
Tin Diameter: 2 7/8"

This 4oz tin is made with all-natural soy wax, which is eco-friendly and burns clean. Each candle comes with a resealable lid.

Please note that some frosting may occur. Frosting is a perfectly natural effect of using soy wax. It is the natural wax re-crystallizing and trying to return to its natural state. This is perfectly normal for soy candles and does not affect the scent or burn time. All soy waxes frost and is a sign that you are using 100% natural soy wax.

Every candle is hand-poured so slight variations in color may occur from the candle pictured.


Shipping: All candles are made to order. This takes time to hand pour each one and harden overnight. Please consider this and allow a few extra days prior to shipping. Orders under 13oz will be shipped via USPS First Class. Any orders 14oz or more will ship via USPS Priority Mail.

We ship as quickly as possible. Items expected to ship within 7 - 10 days of payment.

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Yes! We wrap all candles in tissue paper but will also include a card with a brief note per your request.
Yes! All candles go by weight and zip code for shipping.

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