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Funny Birthday Card for a Friend | Botox Joke Greetings Card for Her | Original Illustration & Hand-Drawn Lettering | UK Shop

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If your friend (or wife, if you're feeling brave) has a sense of humour about the ageing process, and you really want to rub it in that they're getting old and wrinkled, then this is the card you need. Perhaps you should stand well back when they open it though.

"Don't Worry, There's Always Botox" is the hand-drawn message on the front, above a drawing of a beaming woman's face (or at least she would be beaming, if she could move her face after all the botox...)
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More about my greetings cards:

* Each card is made from sturdy 300gsm card, and you may choose between two different card types;

1) FSC-certified pure white card with a luxurious textured feel.

2) Recycled card in a natural (light brown) colour which has a lovely speckled pattern created by the fibres within the card.

Both are lovely cards, and whichever one you choose, a light brown envelope made from recycled paper will also be included.


* The card will feature the Card Connoisseur logo and website URL on the back, and be individually packaged in a clear, bio-degradable cellophane sleeve.


* Dimensions (when folded):
Width: 5" (12.7cm)
Height: 7" (17.8cm)


* Cards are all posted via Royal Mail; First class within the UK, and International standard outside of the UK.


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* Want a discount for buying more cards?

I have great discount offers for you when you order 3, 6 or 12 cards in one go!

For the 3 card deal: http://etsy.me/2szU0li

For the 6 card deal: http://etsy.me/2sSoUs8

And for the 12 card deal: http://etsy.me/2tMEd1X
If your friend (or wife, if you're feeling brave) has a sense of humour about the ageing process, and you really want to rub it in that they're getting old and wrinkled, then this is the card you need. Perhaps you should stand well back when they open it though.

"Don't Worry, There's Always Botox" is the hand-drawn message on the front, above a drawing of a beaming woman's face (or at least she would be beaming, if she could move her face after all the botox...)
Blank inside.



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More about my greetings cards:

* Each card is made from sturdy 300gsm card, and you may choose between two different card types;

1) FSC-certified pure white card with a luxurious textured feel.

2) Recycled card in a natural (light brown) colour which has a lovely speckled pattern created by the fibres within the card.

Both are lovely cards, and whichever one you choose, a light brown envelope made from recycled paper will also be included.


* The card will feature the Card Connoisseur logo and website URL on the back, and be individually packaged in a clear, bio-degradable cellophane sleeve.


* Dimensions (when folded):
Width: 5" (12.7cm)
Height: 7" (17.8cm)


* Cards are all posted via Royal Mail; First class within the UK, and International standard outside of the UK.


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* Want a discount for buying more cards?

I have great discount offers for you when you order 3, 6 or 12 cards in one go!

For the 3 card deal: http://etsy.me/2szU0li

For the 6 card deal: http://etsy.me/2sSoUs8

And for the 12 card deal: http://etsy.me/2tMEd1X

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(10)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

I don't currently offer a wholesale option, however I would love to hear from you if you are interested in placing a wholesale order as I am looking to offer it in the future.
Please see the FAQs page on my website here:
http://www.thecardconnoisseur.co.uk/content/faqs
to find answers about the card I use, plus other important information.
Please note that some of the answers refer to orders made on that website and don't apply to orders made on the Etsy website.
Please refer to my 'Delivery and returns' FAQs page on my website here:
http://www.thecardconnoisseur.co.uk/content/delivery-and-returns
for further information on delivery and returns made within the UK.
Please note that a couple of the answers may refer to orders made on that website only rather than here on Etsy.
For orders from outside the UK, I use regular airmail unless the order is of high value.
I have great discount offers for you when you order 3, 6 or 12 cards in one go!:

For the 3 card deal: http://etsy.me/2szU0li

For the 6 card deal: http://etsy.me/2sSoUs8

And for the 12 card deal: http://etsy.me/2tMEd1X

Funny Birthday Card for a Friend | Botox Joke Greetings Card for Her | Original Illustration & Hand-Drawn Lettering | UK Shop

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Material: card
  • Feedback: 10 reviews
  • Favorited by: 8 people
  • Gift message available
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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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