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Tickets to Museum of Insurance. Card set. Blank card. All occasions. Absurd humor. Wry humor. Surreal. Humorous gift cards. Gift card holder

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CARD PURPOSE:
Watch the delight and high expectations melt off of friends and loved-ones' faces when they peel open the envelope to find they're 'receiving' tickets to a fun day at the Museum of Insurance!

• Use this card to gift very thin objects. Or simply use it to be an All-Occasion Smartass.


CARD COPY:
Tickets to The Museum of Insurance Policies:
Enclosed are tickets to a fun day at the Museum of Insurance Policies! Woo hoo! Partake in fan favorite activities and exhibits: Policy Jeopardy ('Alex, I'll take Bodily Dismemberment for $500.'); A History of Insurance; Policy Slam Night ('My ennui: catastrophe. Acts of God, I mused, as the policy burned... to ashes... to ashes... to ashes.. hush.')

CARD PACK TECH SPECS:
- Set contains SIX (6) 'Insurance' cards with accompanying envelopes.
- Each folded card measures 5.5" wide by 4.25" high (standard A2 card).
- Blank inside.
- Black ink on 80lb uncoated, more rigid, textured, white card stock.
- 100% recycled brown bag kraft envelope (70lb text, square flap) (standard A2 envelope).
- Designed and printed in Chicago. Woot!
CARD PURPOSE:
Watch the delight and high expectations melt off of friends and loved-ones' faces when they peel open the envelope to find they're 'receiving' tickets to a fun day at the Museum of Insurance!

• Use this card to gift very thin objects. Or simply use it to be an All-Occasion Smartass.


CARD COPY:
Tickets to The Museum of Insurance Policies:
Enclosed are tickets to a fun day at the Museum of Insurance Policies! Woo hoo! Partake in fan favorite activities and exhibits: Policy Jeopardy ('Alex, I'll take Bodily Dismemberment for $500.'); A History of Insurance; Policy Slam Night ('My ennui: catastrophe. Acts of God, I mused, as the policy burned... to ashes... to ashes... to ashes.. hush.')

CARD PACK TECH SPECS:
- Set contains SIX (6) 'Insurance' cards with accompanying envelopes.
- Each folded card measures 5.5" wide by 4.25" high (standard A2 card).
- Blank inside.
- Black ink on 80lb uncoated, more rigid, textured, white card stock.
- 100% recycled brown bag kraft envelope (70lb text, square flap) (standard A2 envelope).
- Designed and printed in Chicago. Woot!

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FAQs

Quantities of 1-6 cards are shipped in 9" x 6" envelopes.

Quantities of 7+ cards are shipped in small corrugated boxes (7.5"L x 5.5"W x Up to 2"D) or large corrugated boxes (10"W x 8"W x Up to 8"D).

Sometimes, we include a little invite to a brief customer experience survey. (We like data!)
US Postal Service. USPS First Class Letter/Lg Envelope or USPS First Class Package (aka Parcel) service depending on the quantity ordered.

If you'd prefer a different service, please reach out to me.
Typically with 1-2 business days of cleared payment.
See: https://www.usps.com/ship/welcome.htm for estimated shipping times.

If you don't receive your order, please contact us!
Please do not use our paper products to clean your bottom although you might be tempted to do so.
We enjoy flashing our brilliant cupcakes at life.
No, although you could say our humor is filtered through moonshine. Especially apple pie flavored moonshine.

MoonshinePaperLLC made this item with help from

  • Blooming Color, Naperville, IL
MoonshinePaperLLC made this item with help from:
  • Blooming Color, Naperville, IL

Tickets to Museum of Insurance. Card set. Blank card. All occasions. Absurd humor. Wry humor. Surreal. Humorous gift cards. Gift card holder

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