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I Want to Put My Balls on You - Christmas card!

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: ink, 110lb card stock, watercolour, print, envelope
  • Favorited by: 3 people
  • Gift message available
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From Canada


Dirty Christmas card for your inappropriate friends and that one uncle.

Original watercolour painting printed onto 110lb card stock and includes an envelope.

Inside is left blank so you can include your own personal message.


5 out of 5 stars


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I can do custom orders if you have an idea of something you want that isn't quite available. Just PM me with your ideas :)

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