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Pointy Peen

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Do you ever find yourself getting ignored when you're trying to make a point? Pointy Peen can help with that! He's comfortable on your finger and comfortable helping you voice your opinions. Especially when you're lacking that "special ingredient" that tends to get people listened to -- a...you know...thingie. Which isn't to say humans possessed of a thingie aren't the intended audience for Pointy Peen! He's happy to help anyone out, whether you're typing or lecturing or just chewing the fat with friends.

The pointy peens, like my other peens, are only made to order. Please message me so we can discuss specifics. I'll let you know whether or not I can make your particular peen vision happen and how long it will take. Probably best to message me prior to ordering. This peen wants to satisfy, and so do I, but communication is key to a successful...you know. Etsy experience.

Probably your peen will be made of cotton thread or sock weight yarn, will have Meankitty hairs embedded in the weave, and will have safety eyes. If you want your pointy peen stuffed and stabilized instead of fingered, check out the standard listing. This micropeen wants to embrace your finger! A photo of Antpeen along with the Peenvengers has been included to show the proportions.

For safety, your Pointy Peen may be mailed in an empty Altoids tin. It'll make him smell nice, too! Please let me know if peppermint is not your friend so I can find alternate bedding for your new companion.
Do you ever find yourself getting ignored when you're trying to make a point? Pointy Peen can help with that! He's comfortable on your finger and comfortable helping you voice your opinions. Especially when you're lacking that "special ingredient" that tends to get people listened to -- a...you know...thingie. Which isn't to say humans possessed of a thingie aren't the intended audience for Pointy Peen! He's happy to help anyone out, whether you're typing or lecturing or just chewing the fat with friends.

The pointy peens, like my other peens, are only made to order. Please message me so we can discuss specifics. I'll let you know whether or not I can make your particular peen vision happen and how long it will take. Probably best to message me prior to ordering. This peen wants to satisfy, and so do I, but communication is key to a successful...you know. Etsy experience.

Probably your peen will be made of cotton thread or sock weight yarn, will have Meankitty hairs embedded in the weave, and will have safety eyes. If you want your pointy peen stuffed and stabilized instead of fingered, check out the standard listing. This micropeen wants to embrace your finger! A photo of Antpeen along with the Peenvengers has been included to show the proportions.

For safety, your Pointy Peen may be mailed in an empty Altoids tin. It'll make him smell nice, too! Please let me know if peppermint is not your friend so I can find alternate bedding for your new companion.

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5 out of 5 stars
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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
If you receive the item and it is unsatisfactory (horrors!), please contact me within 7 days of delivery so we can try to work it out. With returns or exchanges, the item must be returned unused and in the same condition in which it shipped. Full purchase price, minus s&h, will be refunded after receipt of item. If you prefer an exchange, the substitute item will be put in the mail upon receipt of the original.

Shipping policies

For the crocheted items: After payment is confirmed, I will create the item and then ship it. I am happy to keep you abreast of my progress, which will not always be rapid. But these guys are worth the wait, I promise! I ship to US, standard First Class USPS, and can upgrade to faster upon request for additional charges. Item will be shipped in protective packaging.

If you need international shipping, you can probably talk me into it, but EMAIL ME FIRST.

Additional policies

Custom orders take longer! We can discuss how much longer in email--definitely a week, minimum.

Why? Because first I crochet the item, which may take a week or more depending on life events, then I might sew some stuff onto it, and then I maybe glue or paint some stuff on it, then maybe it needs weapons or hats, then I might use STIFFY on it, and it has to dry, and then I need to put hardware on it, like all those little hookie and hoopie things (the technical terms) for earrings, and then I have to take photos of it in various places so I can remember it always, and then I have to try to pull the Meankitty hairs out of it, and then I have to, finally, go to the post office.

Pointy Peen

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: yarn, thread, safety eyes
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 32 reviews
  • Favorited by: 2 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks
From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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