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Rude, humorous, insulting A6 cross stitch Christmas card Merry Xmas you festive little wanker - funny secret santa - brother christmas card

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Rude, humorous, insulting A6 cross stitch Christmas card Merry Xmas you festive little wanker - funny secret santa - brother christmas card

Take part in the great British tradition of insulting your loved ones at Christmas with this cheeky cross stitched card.

A unique card, your loved one is unlikely to forget, the text states 'Merry Xmas you festive little Wanker' in black text with 2 small christmas tree motifs stitched in green & red.

Each card is lovingly hand stitched on 14 count white aida fabric with red, black & green thread.

If you have another insult you would prefer to call them I am also happy to customise for a small extra fee, send me a custom request.

Each card measures 14.7cm long & 10.5cm high. The card itself has a hammered texture finish and comes blank inside for your own message. Envelope included.

The cards can also fit into a 5 x 7 inch photo frame for a longer lasting momento.

See my other listings for more cheeky greeting cards. Each of these variations are designed by Stitched, please contact me for a quote on a customised card for that special occasion.

Post is by Royal Mail First Class, please contact me for other options.

International deliveries are estimated at 5-10 working days, please be aware I cannot guarantee delivery times especially around christmas but I can guarantee dispatch times.
Rude, humorous, insulting A6 cross stitch Christmas card Merry Xmas you festive little wanker - funny secret santa - brother christmas card

Take part in the great British tradition of insulting your loved ones at Christmas with this cheeky cross stitched card.

A unique card, your loved one is unlikely to forget, the text states 'Merry Xmas you festive little Wanker' in black text with 2 small christmas tree motifs stitched in green & red.

Each card is lovingly hand stitched on 14 count white aida fabric with red, black & green thread.

If you have another insult you would prefer to call them I am also happy to customise for a small extra fee, send me a custom request.

Each card measures 14.7cm long & 10.5cm high. The card itself has a hammered texture finish and comes blank inside for your own message. Envelope included.

The cards can also fit into a 5 x 7 inch photo frame for a longer lasting momento.

See my other listings for more cheeky greeting cards. Each of these variations are designed by Stitched, please contact me for a quote on a customised card for that special occasion.

Post is by Royal Mail First Class, please contact me for other options.

International deliveries are estimated at 5-10 working days, please be aware I cannot guarantee delivery times especially around christmas but I can guarantee dispatch times.

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Ship items back within: 21 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

As a general rule I always provide more thread than you will need to complete each kit, but sometimes we make mistakes counting or stitching or thread coverage & can use up all of the extra that Stitched provides.

If this is the case please get in contact with me. In most cases I will be happy to send out more.

I do reserve the right make a decision on a case by case basis but I have never had the need to say no in the past.

I want everyone to be able to enjoy cross stitch & certainly don't want a beginner put off cross stitching by them not being able to finish a piece as they need one more length of floss.

Rude, humorous, insulting A6 cross stitch Christmas card Merry Xmas you festive little wanker - funny secret santa - brother christmas card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: glue, thread, aida fabric, cardboard
  • Feedback: 46 reviews
  • Favorited by: 14 people
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