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Introducing Lead Balloons; Pessimistic and depressing balloons for any occasion

This is our "Love" pack.

Who said romance is dead? Why say it with flowers, when you could say it with hate-filled misery blobs.

Pack contents (8 balloons in total):

2 x “If I were a serial killer, you’re the one I’d keep bits of in the fridge”
2 x “Let’s separately look at our phones, every night, until one of us dies”
2 x “I thought it was love, but I just needed a poo”
2 x Plain red hearts

Will all arrive deflated, of course.

These are 10" black balloons with white text, made from natural latex and are completely biodegradable.

Supplied in a resealable plastic bag with cardboard topper.

Simply use your own hot air to inflate.

Approximate international shipping times (from UK) are 7 working days, plus a day or two to process and dispatch the order.

To UK will be 2-3 days

Funny balloons - The Love pack - pack of 8 pessimistic balloons with abusive messages



  • Handmade item
  • Material: latex
  • Ships worldwide from United Kingdom
  • Feedback: 25 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1 person