Ever feel like all you need is a magic pill to make everything feel better during those stressful times? Ever wish you could cure a friend’s woes? Forget the doctor, unless it's serious, of course! Try Novelty Meds! A great gift for a friend or yourself!
Novelty Meds are great tasting candies in a real prescription bottle meant to bring a big smile and a hearty laugh to the “patient” that receives them. Designed to look like a real prescription from the pharmacy, Novelty Meds are available with a variety of stock "cures" for the “medication,” or can be personalized with the “patient’s” name and a custom "cure" benefit from the “medicine.”
Novelty Meds… Illusions of Solutions
*** THESE ITEMS ARE FOR THOSE THAT WISH TO ADD A NAME TO A STOCK "CURE" AND/OR TO CREATE THEIR OWN "CURE". IF YOU WANT OUR "READY TO SHIP" PRODUCT WITHOUT CUSTOMIZATION, PLEASE SEE OUR OTHER LISTING. ***
*** THESE ITEMS CONTAIN CANDY HEARTS. FOR MINTS, PLEASE SEE OUR OTHER LISTINGS. ***
Add a gift box for just 50 cents! *
“NO CANDY OPTION”: Fill it yourself! We will send empty labelled bottles for you to fill with your own candy, trinket, or other item you desire.
- SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION ELECTION 2020 SERIES -
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT DONALD J. TRUMP
DID NOT WIN THE ELECTION.
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT DONALD J. TRUMP
WON THE ELECTION.
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN
DID NOT WIN THE ELECTION.
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN
WON THE ELECTION.
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT HILLARY CLINTON
WON REELECTION IN 2020.
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
MOUTH AS NEEDED TO HELP
KEEP YOURSELF FROM
TALKING ABOUT POLITICS.
LIMITED EDITION – Defunding Police
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT DEFUNDING THE
POLICE WILL MAKE YOU SAFER.
LIMITED EDITION – Blue Flu
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO REMIND YOU OF
THE VALUE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT.
Alien Control
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS
NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT THERE ARE ALIENS CONTROLLING
YOUR THOUGHTS.
Because I Love You
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO REMIND YOU THAT
I BOUGHT THIS FOR YOU
SIMPLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
Believe All
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT EVERYONE REALLY
DOES BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SAY.
Can Dance
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU REALLY CAN DANCE.
Can Sing
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU REALLY CAN SING.
Can't Do Better
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU CAN'T DO ANY BETTER.
Cure All (Best Selling Option)
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT IT WILL CURE EVERYTHING THAT AILS YOU.
Didn't Settle
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU REALLY DIDN’T SETTLE FOR LESS.
Get Your Blood Pumping
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU INSPIRATION
TO GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPING!
Good as it Gets
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT NOTHING THAT THIS TRULY IS
AS GOOD AS IT GETS.
Hot Stuff
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU ARE REALLY AS HOT AS
YOU THINK YOU ARE.
Ignore It
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT IF YOU IGNORE IT, IT REALLY
WILL GO AWAY.
Invincible
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU ARE INVINCIBLE TO
ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.
Know All
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU REALLY DO KNOW EVERYTHING.
Know Better
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH
TO KNOW BETTER.
Love Job
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU REALLY DO LOVE YOUR JOB.
My Love For You
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO REMIND YOU OF
MY LOVE FOR YOU!
WARNING: DO NOT CHEW OR HEARTBREAK POSSIBLE.
No Fault
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT NOTHING THAT GOES WRONG
IS EVER YOUR FAULT.
Political Discussions
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS
NEEDED TO HELP KEEP YOURSELF
FROM TALKING ABOUT POLITICS.
See Through
TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT PEOPLE REALLY CAN'T SEE
RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
Each "prescription" contains approximately 60 CANDY HEART tablets and weighs approximately one ounce.
* The optional 2x2x4 white gift box comfortably houses one Novelty Meds "prescription." The box arrives to you flat, and you will assemble it to look as shown in the photo. The box itself is blank to further add to the mystery of what that is in the mystery box when the recipient instinctively shakes it.
DISCLAIMER:
NoveltyMeds.Com does not sell real medication. Although our products look like real prescriptions due to the packaging and labelling, and although the contents may resemble medication, we sell candy in prescription bottles and by no means any true medication or nutritional supplements. Although this is candy, we recommend this product for adults only, not children. We further advise keeping this product out of the reach of children so they will not confuse real medication with candy. We are not responsible for what you choose to do with your purchase, who you give it to, or how you store it, or any outcome of your actions. This is a novelty item and should be treated as such.
