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George Washington Scented Candle | Funny Gift for Dad | History Buff Gift | Funny Father's Day Gift

George Washington Scented Candle | Funny Gift for Dad | History Buff Gift | Funny Father's Day Gift

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Finally, someone (us) has decided to give George Washington the respect he deserves. With his own scented candle!

Light the George Washington-Scented Candle, and you’ll be whisked away to the sprawling grounds of Washington’s plantation home at Mount Vernon. Not literally though, unless you happen to be on a tour bus. (For what it's worth, we STRONGLY URGE you not to light candles on buses.)

You’ll imagine that you’re standing on the portico overlooking Washington’s vast estate as you inhale the aroma of whiskey (from Washington’s whiskey distillery) and cherries (for no reason in particular). You might even catch a whiff of wooden teeth* as General Washington leans in close to whisper something in your ear about avoiding foreign entanglements.

The label design evokes the colors and style of Mount Vernon’s “New Room,” which we feel compelled to point out because otherwise no one would notice.


*Washington’s teeth weren’t really made of wood, but we couldn’t find a fragrance oil that smelled like human bone. Sorry!


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