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Swift the Snark: caffeinated eye rolling guardian spirits for the sarcastic soul. Snarks feed on filtered thoughts and unspoken zingers.

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Snarks are caffeine based, eye rolling, guardian spirits for the sarcastic soul. Snarks feed on filtered thoughts and zingers one dares not let fly in public.

Swift the Snark is three inches tall, smells like coffee and is the perfect companion for your desk, creative space or car. Sloan is also a great gift for sarcastic friends and loved ones.

Snarks are hand stitched from felt and are full of coffee beans, bb's and fluff. They are intended for the sarcastic and the jaded, not young children or infants.

Parents: Snarks are teacher approved and have been found to be 99.99% less distracting than fidget spinners.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(13)
Reviewed by Jennifer Hill

Reviewed by Heather
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 28, 2017
These are so cute. My teenage daughter's love them on their desks when they study. Coffee beans inside smell so good!! Great stocking stuffers.
Six Pack of Snarks: caffeinated eye rolling guardian spirits for the sarcastic soul. Snarks feed on filtered thoughts and unspoken zingers.

Reviewed by Catherine Tann
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 28, 2018
As always beautiful detail. My son purchased this snark for his nana and can't wait to give it to her on her birthday!
Chancla Snark: Able to dole out justice with a single sandle. (Snarks are caffeinated eye rolling guardian spirits for the sarcastic soul)

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Swift the Snark: caffeinated eye rolling guardian spirits for the sarcastic soul. Snarks feed on filtered thoughts and unspoken zingers.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: felt, coffee, sarcasm, bbs
  • Feedback: 13 reviews
  • Favorited by: 3 people
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