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Fuck This Shit Art Nouveau Swear Bracelet - baroque curse word profanity jewelry

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  • Handmade item
  • Bracelet width: 7/8 Inches
  • Materials: etched copper, museum quality wax sealant

I mean, we're all thinking it. "Fuck this shit" has been chemically etched into this solid copper cuff bracelet, so the sentiment will last for centuries with proper care.

To add appropriate gravitas, I've surrounded the text with a collage of art nouveau illustrations taken from antique books: flourishes, foliage, faces, and my absolute favorite, a pair of flower nymphs vigorously crashing their cymbals together. They know how to make an announcement like this.

A perfect gift for the person who has no fucks left to give, or for yourself, because fuck waiting around for other people to buy you stuff.

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These bracelets are oval-shaped approximately 7/8" (22mm) wide and 6" (15.2cm) long, with a variable gap in the metal which will allow you to gently squeeze or stretch the bracelet to suit the size and shape of your wrist. It should fit wrists from 5.5" to 7.5" (14 to 19cm) easily--if you're on the lower end it will have more of a loose, bangly fit, whereas on the upper end it will fit quite closely to the wrist. Copper is quite malleable and will take easily to your hand-shaping. If you're unsure that this piece will fit you as is, please contact me--I'm happy to make custom sizes!

Please note that since each piece is handmade and hand cut, there may be a few millimeters' variation in size between each bracelet or minor differences in patina and shaping. I maintain a high quality standard and will never send you a piece that doesn't meet it, but the individually distressed look of each bracelet is part of the magic of buying handmade.

Check my shop for other remixed art nouveau oddities:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/cheshworth?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=16069244

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Momma Rizzo Dec 26, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

This is my second bracelet and it is just as gorgeous as the first!!! Thank you for being so creative! Love Momma Rizzo!

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daphnepetula Apr 21, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

love it! thanks so much!

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Cynthia Kuhn Mar 26, 2017