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Donald Trump Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card - Boyfriend Birthday Card - Dad Birthday Card - Husband Birthday Card - Friend Birthday

Donald Trump Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card - Boyfriend Birthday Card - Dad Birthday Card - Husband Birthday Card - Friend Birthday

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  • Materials: birthday cards, funny cards, funny birthday cards, friend birthday, sister brother birthday card, hipster birthday cards, funny bday card, best friend birthday, boyfriend birthday card, husband birthday card, boss birthday, coworker birthday
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Sale details

Free U.S. first class mail shipping for any order of $25 or more! Orders process within 2 business days* and First Class shipping takes approximately 3-5 business days to arrive. In short, your order should arrive within 5-7 business days :)
*Please remember that business days exclude weekends and holidays

Description

As seen in NY Times! Donald Trump Braggadocious Birthday Card (blank inside)

"For your birthday, I got you the most expensive, most fabulous, most extravagant
birthday card ever made. Everyone knows I buy the best birthday cards, believe me,
you will never find a better birthday card than this birthday card, right here.
Nobody gives better birthday cards than me."

Ok listen, you guys. I never wanted to design a political card...but...after having MANY requests (even my own family was on my back about it) to create a Donald Trump birthday card, I finally caved. This was originally designed for my own dad's birthday. He's the Trump fan, I am, to put it mildly: NOT. After he read it, he proceeded to show it to every single person he knew (Oh my God, Daaaaad! So embarassing!) everyone insisted I add it to my shop. I'm happy to say, it's basically been the number one selling card for the last few months and continues to basically sell itself, and I'm not saying this to be a braggadocious baboon. I'm glad that no matter how you feel about Trump, this card works out. If you love him or hate him and you want to give it to someone who loves him or hates him, it will be well received :)

*HRC Birthday Card is also available here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/507619092/hillary-clinton-quote-birthday-card

BACK TO THE SHOP ----> DebbieDrawsFunny.etsy.com

DETAILS, DETAILS....

This is a handmade A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in) and comes with a brown kraft envelope. All images are derived from original artwork by Deb Turcio and is printed on white premium coated card stock using high quality pigment inks. All cards are blank inside and will ship that way. Since all stationery is printed in bulk, we cannot include personal messages.

A WORD ABOUT SHIPPING....

All greeting cards are packed in a clear cello protective sleeve and shipped in a stiff cardboard mailer within 2-3 business through USPS First Class Mail and are expected to arrive within 2-5 Business Days (excludes weekends and holidays). Bottom line? If you live within the continental U.S. you can expect your package to arrive within 5-7 days. **Need it faster? Opt for Priority Shipping at the checkout! :)
International shipment times will vary and customers are responsible for checking packages held by customs and for any possible customs fees.
As seen in NY Times! Donald Trump Braggadocious Birthday Card (blank inside)

"For your birthday, I got you the most expensive, most fabulous, most extravagant
birthday card ever made. Everyone knows I buy the best birthday cards, believe me,
you will never find a better birthday card than this birthday card, right here.
Nobody gives better birthday cards than me."

Ok listen, you guys. I never wanted to design a political card...but...after having MANY requests (even my own family was on my back about it) to create a Donald Trump birthday card, I finally caved. This was originally designed for my own dad's birthday. He's the Trump fan, I am, to put it mildly: NOT. After he read it, he proceeded to show it to every single person he knew (Oh my God, Daaaaad! So embarassing!) everyone insisted I add it to my shop. I'm happy to say, it's basically been the number one selling card for the last few months and continues to basically sell itself, and I'm not saying this to be a braggadocious baboon. I'm glad that no matter how you feel about Trump, this card works out. If you love him or hate him and you want to give it to someone who loves him or hates him, it will be well received :)

*HRC Birthday Card is also available here:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/507619092/hillary-clinton-quote-birthday-card

BACK TO THE SHOP ----> DebbieDrawsFunny.etsy.com

DETAILS, DETAILS....

This is a handmade A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in) and comes with a brown kraft envelope. All images are derived from original artwork by Deb Turcio and is printed on white premium coated card stock using high quality pigment inks. All cards are blank inside and will ship that way. Since all stationery is printed in bulk, we cannot include personal messages.

A WORD ABOUT SHIPPING....

All greeting cards are packed in a clear cello protective sleeve and shipped in a stiff cardboard mailer within 2-3 business through USPS First Class Mail and are expected to arrive within 2-5 Business Days (excludes weekends and holidays). Bottom line? If you live within the continental U.S. you can expect your package to arrive within 5-7 days. **Need it faster? Opt for Priority Shipping at the checkout! :)
International shipment times will vary and customers are responsible for checking packages held by customs and for any possible customs fees.

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

ABOUT RETURNS, REFUNDS, & LOST PACKAGES:

LOST PACKAGES
If your package is lost in the mail (which is incredible frustrating for both the customer and us, too) Please get in touch with me through an Etsy convo or email me directly Deb@DebbieDrawsFunny.com as soon as possible and give us your name and order number so we can try to track your package down. In the years of using USPS as our main shipping method for mailing over 5,000 order, packages are rarely lost forever, but on a few occasions, it has happened - especially during extra busy shipping seasons like Christmas, Valentine's, Easter, Mother's and Father's Day.
In a word, we cannot be responsible for packages that go missing, but we don't want to leave you, our dear customer, without a product that you paid for! The truth is that once we ship a package it is literally out of hands and out of our control. The rest of the job is up to the U.S. Postal Service. So in those rare occasions, here's what we do:
If a package is taking a really long time to arrive and the tracking shows that the package is "stuck" somewhere but not lost a customer can choose to:
- Wait (super patiently!) until that package arrives. Please remember that delivery times are only estimates and not guaranteed by Debbie Draws Funny or USPS.
BUT SOMETIMES WAITING IS NOT AN OPTION! We understand that you may have a birthday or important event coming up and you need it NOW! In that case a customer can:
- Reorder that same product and have it reshipped and return the original "delayed/lost" product once it arrives (or whichever package arrives last) That returned product will be refunded minus shipping costs.

If a customer opted to have a greeting card have a written message inside and stamped & mailed in an envelope to the recipient (and not in a trackable USPS first class mail package) then we cannot be held responsible for any stamped mail that goes missing. It cannot be tracked and therefore not proven to be lost.

DAMAGED/DEFECTIVE PRODUCT:
Your satisfaction is a bigger concern for me than you may ever know. If for some reason your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact me either through an Etsy convo or email me at Deb@DebbieDrawsFunny.com with your order information so that I can work with you to send you replacements of any damaged or defective products or a refund - items are only refunded if the customer does not want a replacement product and would like to just be refunded for the damaged products. In order to process a refund, we need to be emailed clear photos of the damaged products. If the package was shipped through USPS for Priority Mail, we need those photos to make an insurance claim. If the order was sent through USPS First Class Mail, items are not insured, but we need the photographic proof to determine whether that damage warrants a replacement or a partial or full refund if that is what the customer prefers.
I cannot refund or send replacements of products without proof of damage or defect.

CUSTOMER DISSATISFACTION:
If what you ordered is not damaged or defective but rather is just not meeting your standards in some other way, I will be happy to fully refund you if you contact me within 7 business days of receiving your order. The refund will only be processed after the item has been sent back to us at Debbie Draws Funny. The returned item must be received in the condition it arrived to the customer within 14 business days from when the customer has requested the refund. The refund will cover the cost of the product but not any shipping costs from either when the order was placed or the cost of shipping for returning the product.

Shipping policies

Stationery:
-Smaller orders of 10 cards or less are shipped within 2-3 Business Days from the time purchased through USPS First Class Mail (2-5 business days) and Expedited shipping options are at the checkout.
-Larger orders of 25 cards or more may take up to 1-2 weeks to ship depending on inventory availability. USPS First Class Mail (2-5 business days) and Expedited shipping options are at the checkout.
Customers who live within the US can expect their order to usually arrive within 5-7 Business Days.
International shipment times will vary and in some cases tracking is unavailble. Customers are responsible for retrieving packages that are sitting in customs and any and all customs costs.

All International shipment times will vary and in some rare cases tracking is unavailable. Although customs is rarely a holding packages from Debbie Draws Funny, it can happen. Customers are responsible for retrieving packages that are in customs and any and all customs costs. I cannot mark items as "gifts" as it illegal for a business to do so to help a customer avoid fees and legal action can be taken against both parties.
Stationery:
-Smaller orders of 10 cards or less are shipped within 2-3 Business Days from the time purchased through USPS First Class Mail (2-5 business days) and Expedited shipping options are at the checkout.
-Larger orders of 25 cards or more may take up to 1-2 weeks to ship depending on inventory availability. USPS First Class Mail (2-5 business days) and Expedited shipping options are at the checkout.
Customers who live within the US can expect their order to usually arrive within 5-7 Business Days.
International shipment times will vary and in some cases tracking is unavailble. Customers are responsible for retrieving packages that are sitting in customs and any and all customs costs.

All International shipment times will vary and in some rare cases tracking is unavailable. Although customs is rarely a holding packages from Debbie Draws Funny, it can happen. Customers are responsible for retrieving packages that are in customs and any and all customs costs. I cannot mark items as "gifts" as it illegal for a business to do so to help a customer avoid fees and legal action can be taken against both parties.

FAQs

Most orders are processed within 1-3 *business days- business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Larger orders (50-500+ cards) take more time and usually ship within 3-7 business days. We do our best to get orders shipped out as quickly as possible, but please keep in mind we're a very small staff with lots of orders! :)
Please note that processing times are separate from shipping times:
First Class Mail- 2-5 business days
Priority Mail 1-3 business days
Please remember these are ESTIMATED delivery times and is in no way guaranteed by USPS or Debbie Draws Funny. Shipping times may be slower during busier seasons like Christmas/Hanukkah, Valentine's Day, and Mother's Day/Father's Day. Please plan accordingly.
It's not that I don't want to, but because this is a very small staff and we get lots of orders (including stocking up brick & mortar shops) I can no longer hand write personal messages and mail them directly to your loved ones. If you need it fast, you can always opt for Priority Mail shipping if time is of the essence!
Since all stationery is printed in bulk, I cannot make changes to artwork or text.
I do not create custom cards, but please tell me about your awesome ideas! I'm all ears :)
When I get a lot of requests to make the same thing (like the Trump birthday card) I listen! If it tickles my fancy, I'll add it to my ever growing list of card ideas. And maybe one day something along the lines of what you were looking for could end up in my shop and in retail stores!
I'm thrilled to offer wholesale and would love to work with you if you're an established shop that sells stationery products! If you're interested in stocking Debbie Draws Funny cards, please email me directly at Deb@DebbieDrawsFunny.com for a New Buyer WhoIesale Application.
In a word, we cannot be responsible for packages that go missing, but we don't want to leave you without a product that you paid for! The truth is, once we ship a package it is literally out of hands & the rest of the job is up to the USPS. On those rare occasions, here's what we do:
If a package is taking a really long time to arrive and the tracking shows that the package is "stuck" somewhere, the customer can choose to:
- Wait (super patiently!) for it to arrive. Please remember that delivery times are only estimates and not guaranteed by Debbie Draws Funny or USPS.
IF YOU NEED IT FAST:
- Message us & Reorder that same product and we'll ship it ASAP. Then return the originally ordered product when it shows up for a refund minus shipping.
Yes! You can take 25% OFF any order of 6 cards or more with the promo code: 25OFF
The short answer is no; I only sell physical greeting cards.

Several years ago, I sold a few digital files and, unfortunately, my artwork got into the wrong hands. It was reproduced without the original intent of the sale and then resold.
I hope this information helps you understand and appreciate why I do not sell digital files under any circumstances.

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