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BDSM Vintage Yardstick Spanking Paddle Ruler - The Greenie Meanie, St Patricks Day

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Have a naughty Leprechaun that needs some discipline? We made these Green spanking paddle Yardstick-turned-Ruler last year for St. Patrick's Day and they were a hit! This ruler is perfect for punishment, and the leather wrapped handle gives the wielder a grip that wont slip.

These knuckle rappers are made from up-cycled, vintage yardsticks which are cut in half and wrapped with black Kodiak Lacing. They total 18" in length with a 4 1/2" handle. When playing, remember to play nice. Use too much force and you might break your toy... or the ruler!

Ready to Ship TODAY discretely via FREE USPS Priority mail with tracking and insurance in the U.S.
International First Class everywhere else.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(232)
Reviewed by hrecor
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 31, 2017
The quality of the leather work is very fine. Love the design and feel of the pebbled leather. The shipping was quick as well.
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Reviewed by luckymae
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 23, 2017
Great little case, exactly as described and the perfect size
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Reviewed by Aubrey Hart
5 out of 5 stars
Oct 25, 2017
Thank you so much! I love this little tool and it's been fun to spice things up with it. The prickers on it are sharp yet delicate and light. Excellent workmanship and the sharp end of it came wrapped in a sterilized package, which I was impressed by. I love the little leather case it comes in to to protect it! :)
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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
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If an item arrives damaged, or never arrives, contact us so we can assist you in filing a simple claim. If it was mailed USPS Priority, you will be able to receive up to $50 on the item and full refund of shipping costs. Items lost via First Class, including INTERNATIONAL, cannot be refunded, but we will work with you to get your shipping costs refunded. Thankfully, we've only had one "lost at sea" in five years!

Shipping policies

All packages are shipped discretely. International custom forms will read "leather belt" for mature leather items.

All U.S. shipments $20 and over will be sent Priority Mail and insured at no additional cost to the buyer. All international shipments made via USPS International First Class. Custom items take longer to ship.

We're YUGE Green Advocates and do our best to use recycled materials whenever possible in our shipping, just like our creations!

Additional policies

We love custom orders! Whether variations on our current products or entirely new designs, we'll work with you to get it exactly how you want it. Contact us to get started!

BDSM Vintage Yardstick Spanking Paddle Ruler - The Greenie Meanie, St Patricks Day

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Yardstick, Leather, Love
  • Feedback: 232 reviews
  • Favorited by: 19 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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