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Description

For the person who is ready for the holidays to be over before they begin! Comes in 2x3 ornament in photos.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(1,221)
Reviewed by Mary Leta
5 out of 5 stars
Jul 18, 2017
I love this! Even cuter in person! High quality stitch work. Frame which came with it is perfect. I definitely recommend and will absolutely purchase again!
Hail Satan

Reviewed by devilduckie
5 out of 5 stars
Jul 4, 2017
Hail Satan

Reviewed by Lisa
Buyer photo Lisa, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars
May 9, 2018
Pattern easy to follow! Stitches up quickly!
PDF/JPEG Bless This Motherf-cking Home (Pattern)

Reviewed by H M
5 out of 5 stars
May 6, 2018
Looks great in my kitchen!
PDF/JPEG Don't Make Me Poison Your Food (Pattern)

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Pieces will be sent once payment has cleared. Payments can take up to 5 business days to clear into my bank account. If payment is not received within 7 days the item will be relisted and the sale will be canceled.

Returns & exchanges

If piece is damaged in the mail and I did not send you a delivery confirmation number please contact me, most items are insured for $50 or more so any damage (broken frame) can be replaced by purchaser once reimbursed for damages by postal service. If a magnet or smaller item is damaged, send me images and I will replace it with a new one! I do not refund patterns, the word "pattern" is on the image, in the title and in that he description.. please read before purchasing! Thank you.

Shipping policies

Please allow up to 7 days for delivery, some items are made to order, and it takes up to 5 days for payments to clear! Glass is not included in shipping, too many complaints about the glass being broken in commute. If you really want the glass in the frame please message me and I will see if I can meet your needs!

Most packages come with confirmed delivery! If you want the tracking number please message me. Please make sure the address you have with Paypal is correct! I will not be held responsible if you do not contact me with correct information.

Additional policies

Any finished products or patterns purchased in my shop are NOT allowed to be sold on Etsy. This is not a competition! What you sell locally or to friends is fine.

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