Don't Fuck Up the Table - Please! Marble Coaster Set

Don't Fuck Up the Table - Please! Marble Coaster Set



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Get Your Hands Now On This Novelty Design Marble Coaster Set Today!

It’s one the most annoying things; here you have set and cleaned your table – and one of your guests simply neglects to use their coaster.

Well, not anymore!

This exquisite, handcrafted marble set of coasters, with an imperative yet polite quote on it, is just the thing you’re looking for, to remind everyone what they have forgotten; to use a coaster by YogaCoaster!

Distinctive, Impressive & Practical

Serve your guests with our handcraft marble coasters that can take any kind of beverage, hot or cold – don’t worry neither the message, nor the marble will be damaged. In addition, the cork underneath the coaster protects your furniture as well.

Made by a mix of marble stones, with a strict, yet humorous, reminder depicted on them, in order to avoid water rings on your table, each coaster is certainly an item that no guest of yours will forget!

The Perfect Gift For Everybody!

Either it’s for your best friend who’s moving in a new house or for your significant other who’s a bit strict when it comes to beverages leaving a ring on her table and furniture, this set of coasters is the most suitable gift you can think of; thoughtful, handy and elegant!

Superior Quality & Handcraft

We, at YogaCoaster, make a point by using nothing but the highest end quality marble stones and a special permanent ink technique, so that we can offer you durable, sturdy (although not dishwasher safe) design coasters that will last you a lifetime!

So, What Are You Waiting For?

Get Your Own Set Of 4 Funny But Protective High Quality Marble Coasters By YogaCoaster Now – Before Our Stock Runs Out!


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30 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

Pat Burger Sep 16, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

I could not be happier with this seller. My shipment arrived within 2 days of my order. Two of the coasters were damaged although they were packaged very securely in bubble wrap. I notified the seller, and he immediately shipped me out another completed set of coasters, which all arrived in good condition. The customer service and follow up from this seller is the best I have ever seen. The coasters are wonderful and I highly recommend this seller.

Francine Wheat Jan 8, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

These coasters are awesome. Good quality, heavy duty, and hilariously classy, if you call that a term! We’ve only had them out a couple days, the few people that have seen them couldn’t stop laughing. Definitely a conversation piece. Received them quickly, so that was nice. Will order from this shop again. Maybe some future gifts for friends and family. Thanks again for the awesome product!

jordan Jun 29, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I am so happy with these. Everybody loves them! Quick shipping too!

DeAnn Duhn May 17, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Quality product that looks amazing, and was packaged very well so no damage from the shipping! I would definitely buy these again!