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JAWS Large Life-Size Amity Beach Closed No Swimming Distressed Wooden Sign Prop

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Note: This is a handmade item which takes about a week to create and ship.

Measuring approximately 14 inches by 20 inches, this is a handmade distressed wooden Beach Closed sign inspired by the classic 1975 film JAWS.

Made from sturdy plywood, this sign would be an awesome gift for the JAWS buff in your life, or would look great hanging from the wall of the room where you keep your collectibles, or from the wall behind your bar. If you want to get ultra-authentic, you can even glue it to a $0.99 wooden stake from your local ACE Hardware and post it outside. It'll look great next to your Tiki torches!

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations. The proper one-piece plywood in the proper thickness is used in these signs, not thick pallet wood, or plastic sheeting with a decal. Each sign is handmade and hand-painted. We even let Polly do the printing! (Okay, that's a lie...) The signs are sprayed with three coats of polyurethane clear to protect the wood and paint.

Each sign ships via USPS Priority Two-Day mail within the US. First Class mail for outside the US.

DISCLAIMER: As you will be able to see from my feedback, customers have been more than satisfied with my items. Unfortunately, due to a few bad apples, I must put up this disclaimer - Each and every item that I sell is handmade. The possibility of minute imperfections is to be expected, and quite frankly, embraced. I use no machinery whatsoever in crafting these items. You will be receiving a one-of-a-kind item that is essentially a work of art - not some cookie-cutter product spit out of a conveyor belt in an overseas factory. I DO NOT offer returns or refunds. I especially do not offer returns or refunds to buyers who cannot be bothered to read this disclaimer, or the rest of the item's description. I am NOT responsible for buyer error. I will NOT refund your item because you have simply changed your mind. Buyer uncertainty is certainly NOT my problem. I will, however, refund or replace your order if USPS damages or loses your item during shipping. This can take around a week, as I file a claim with USPS when something like this occurs, which is not very often. I can count on one hand how many times USPS have damaged or lost an item of mine in the years that I have been selling. If this does occur, however, please provide me with as many photos of the damage as possible, as this will expedite the claims process, and get you your refund or replacement that much quicker. If you have any questions about my items or policies, please do not hesitate to message me before buying. I will kindly answer any questions that you may have. I hope that this disclaimer does not unsettle any potential buyers, as these problems are honestly few and far between, as you can tell from my feedback. You can buy with confidence from me, as I am an experienced seller. Thank you very much for your time, interest, and for reading this doorstop of a shop policy! :)
Note: This is a handmade item which takes about a week to create and ship.

Measuring approximately 14 inches by 20 inches, this is a handmade distressed wooden Beach Closed sign inspired by the classic 1975 film JAWS.

Made from sturdy plywood, this sign would be an awesome gift for the JAWS buff in your life, or would look great hanging from the wall of the room where you keep your collectibles, or from the wall behind your bar. If you want to get ultra-authentic, you can even glue it to a $0.99 wooden stake from your local ACE Hardware and post it outside. It'll look great next to your Tiki torches!

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations. The proper one-piece plywood in the proper thickness is used in these signs, not thick pallet wood, or plastic sheeting with a decal. Each sign is handmade and hand-painted. We even let Polly do the printing! (Okay, that's a lie...) The signs are sprayed with three coats of polyurethane clear to protect the wood and paint.

Each sign ships via USPS Priority Two-Day mail within the US. First Class mail for outside the US.

DISCLAIMER: As you will be able to see from my feedback, customers have been more than satisfied with my items. Unfortunately, due to a few bad apples, I must put up this disclaimer - Each and every item that I sell is handmade. The possibility of minute imperfections is to be expected, and quite frankly, embraced. I use no machinery whatsoever in crafting these items. You will be receiving a one-of-a-kind item that is essentially a work of art - not some cookie-cutter product spit out of a conveyor belt in an overseas factory. I DO NOT offer returns or refunds. I especially do not offer returns or refunds to buyers who cannot be bothered to read this disclaimer, or the rest of the item's description. I am NOT responsible for buyer error. I will NOT refund your item because you have simply changed your mind. Buyer uncertainty is certainly NOT my problem. I will, however, refund or replace your order if USPS damages or loses your item during shipping. This can take around a week, as I file a claim with USPS when something like this occurs, which is not very often. I can count on one hand how many times USPS have damaged or lost an item of mine in the years that I have been selling. If this does occur, however, please provide me with as many photos of the damage as possible, as this will expedite the claims process, and get you your refund or replacement that much quicker. If you have any questions about my items or policies, please do not hesitate to message me before buying. I will kindly answer any questions that you may have. I hope that this disclaimer does not unsettle any potential buyers, as these problems are honestly few and far between, as you can tell from my feedback. You can buy with confidence from me, as I am an experienced seller. Thank you very much for your time, interest, and for reading this doorstop of a shop policy! :)

Reviews

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(110)

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All sales FINAL, no refunds or cancellations. If you have any questions, please message me BEFORE buying.

DISCLAIMER: As you will be able to see from my feedback, customers have been more than satisfied with my items. Unfortunately, due to a few bad apples, I must put up this disclaimer - Each and every item that I sell is handmade. The possibility of minute imperfections is to be expected, and quite frankly, embraced. I use no machinery whatsoever in crafting these items. You will be receiving a one-of-a-kind item that is essentially a work of art - not some cookie-cutter product spit out of a conveyor belt in an overseas factory. I DO NOT offer returns or refunds. I especially do not offer returns or refunds to buyers who cannot be bothered to read this disclaimer, or the rest of the item's description. I am NOT responsible for buyer error. I will not refund your order if you purchase this item, mistakenly believing that it is a vintage original. It is stated several times in the description that this is a handmade replica of a vintage item. I will NOT refund your item because you have simply changed your mind. Buyer uncertainty is certainly NOT my problem. Also, I cannot rush production of these items. They are made to order from scratch, and take time to dry. If you buy one of my items, and then message me afterwards, saying you need it immediately for a birthday, holiday, or any another event, I cannot help you. The drying process simply cannot be sped up. When you buy one of my items, you are buying it with the understanding that it can possibly take up to two weeks to craft and ship. If you buy one of my items, mistakenly believing that it ships immediately, and then leave me negative or neutral feedback when it doesn't arrive at your door three days later, I will report your account for the abuse of feedback. Malicious feedback will NOT be tolerated. Once again, it is NOT my problem if you do not read this item's description and disclaimer in its entirety. I will, however, refund or replace your order if USPS damages or loses your item during shipping. This can take around a week, as I file a claim with USPS when something like this occurs, which is not very often. I can count on one hand how many times USPS have damaged or lost an item of mine in the years that I have been selling. If this does occur, however, please provide me with as many photos of the damage as possible, as this will expedite the claims process, and get you your refund or replacement that much quicker. If you have any questions about my items or policies, please do not hesitate to message me before buying. I will kindly answer any questions that you may have. I hope that this disclaimer does not unsettle any potential buyers, as these problems are honestly few and far between, as you can tell from my feedback. You can buy with confidence from me, as I am an experienced seller. Thank you very much for your time, interest, and for reading this doorstop of a shop policy! :)

Shipping policies

My items, where applicable, are shipped via USPS Two-Day Priority Mail, and include tracking and insurance.

Overseas orders are, where applicable, shipped via USPS First Class Mail.

JAWS Large Life-Size Amity Beach Closed No Swimming Distressed Wooden Sign Prop

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Acrylic paint, Polyurethane clear, Plywood
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 110 reviews
  • Favorited by: 33 people
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Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks
From United States
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order. See return policy

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