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Baby Mama, Funny Mom Jewelry, Skinny Cuff Bracelet, pregnant, funny jewelry, mothers day gift from husband, from dad, personalized, mom

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Funny bracelet hand stamped with "baby mama" on skinny brass cuff.

Jewelry ships to your favorite pregnant lady in 5-7 business days.

NOTE* This bracelet is brass and will patina. Bracelet may arrive super shiny, but this will not last without polishing (I never bother to polish mine- the patina's cool!)
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Babies come from somewhere. They have a mama. We all have a mama. We don't all have a husband though. And so the 'baby mama' was invented.

It wasn't invented in a lab by Thomas Edison. It was invented by sex before marriage. As god apparently intended.

Tell your baby mama how special she is by getting her this bracelet. Note, if you haven't proposed yet, I don't think this jewelry will put her off forever. But it might get you a couple more months of peace.
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-- Each bracelet is only 1/8" wide and made of lightweight brass. It's adjustable and should bend to fit most.

-- Note, open the cuff as wide as you need to slip over the side of your wrist. Then just leave the bracelet that shape. If you keep bending the bracelet to put on and off, it could eventually break.

-- If you choose 'add a name' please tell me the name you'd like in the 'note to knotworkshop' (a small box you can fill in after adding the bracelet to your cart. Name gets stamped ON THE INSIDE of the bracelet, facing the skin of the wearer.

-- You will get a one bracelet made to order so they may vary slightly from the photos. The handmade to order nature of this item is what makes every single bracelet one of a kind!

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:
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http://knotworkshop.etsy.com
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Funny bracelet hand stamped with "baby mama" on skinny brass cuff.

Jewelry ships to your favorite pregnant lady in 5-7 business days.

NOTE* This bracelet is brass and will patina. Bracelet may arrive super shiny, but this will not last without polishing (I never bother to polish mine- the patina's cool!)
__________________________________________________________________________________________

Babies come from somewhere. They have a mama. We all have a mama. We don't all have a husband though. And so the 'baby mama' was invented.

It wasn't invented in a lab by Thomas Edison. It was invented by sex before marriage. As god apparently intended.

Tell your baby mama how special she is by getting her this bracelet. Note, if you haven't proposed yet, I don't think this jewelry will put her off forever. But it might get you a couple more months of peace.
__________________________________________________________________________________________

-- Each bracelet is only 1/8" wide and made of lightweight brass. It's adjustable and should bend to fit most.

-- Note, open the cuff as wide as you need to slip over the side of your wrist. Then just leave the bracelet that shape. If you keep bending the bracelet to put on and off, it could eventually break.

-- If you choose 'add a name' please tell me the name you'd like in the 'note to knotworkshop' (a small box you can fill in after adding the bracelet to your cart. Name gets stamped ON THE INSIDE of the bracelet, facing the skin of the wearer.

-- You will get a one bracelet made to order so they may vary slightly from the photos. The handmade to order nature of this item is what makes every single bracelet one of a kind!

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪
http://knotworkshop.etsy.com
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Not satisfied with your item for any reason? I offer full refunds or exchanges within 7 days of receiving the item (with the exception of personalized items). Simply send the order back to me and when I receive it I will refund your payment.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
Not satisfied with your item for any reason? I offer refund of the purchase price less shipping or exchanges within 7 days of receiving the item (with the exception of personalized items).

Shipping policies

I ship all items first class or priority via USPS.All domestic orders will receive delivery confirmation. Convo me if you would like an alternate shipping method and I can adjust your invoice.

I ship to the address you have listed in your Etsy order. Please make sure your address is correct. If you realize there's an error after placing an order, email me asap to EmailKnot@gmail.com with subject "change of address".

***NOTE: International orders are shipped via First Class International mail. I cannot be held responsible for customs fees your package may incur as they are imposed by the receiving country and are not in my control. I also cannot declare that a purchase is a gift on a customs form. This is a federal offense in the US and carries severe penalties.

***NOTE: Due to various international shipping catastrophes that are known to happen I cannot guarantee delivery for Christmas outside the US.

Additional policies

I would love to make any of my items to order. Please request materials and/or colors and I will be thrilled to create your heart's desire.

Bulk discount orders are also welcome!

Last, I tend not to leave feedback for buyers. However, if you would like feedback on your account I am very happy to do so. Simply contact me and I'll provide it!

Baby Mama, Funny Mom Jewelry, Skinny Cuff Bracelet, pregnant, funny jewelry, mothers day gift from husband, from dad, personalized, mom

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Bracelet width: 1/8 Inches
  • Bracelet length: 6 Inches
  • Materials: brass, aluminum, copper
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 3712 reviews
  • Favorited by: 19 people

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From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy
in Atlanta, Georgia

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