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Penis shaped candle with happy face, novelty gift, gag gift, bachelor party, Bachelorette party, ornament, dildo candle, white elephant

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Meet Mr. Happy. This smiling penis shaped beeswax candle is approximately 4 inches tall and weighs about 4 ounces. It is unscented. He makes a great bachelor or bachelorette party favor, holiday gift, divorce party gift or just something to cheer a friend up.

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Penis shaped candle with happy face, novelty gift, gag gift, bachelor party, Bachelorette party, ornament, dildo candle, white elephant

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$6.00
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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Dirty mind, Humor, Love, Beeswax
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 627 reviews
  • Favorited by: 8 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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