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Peace & Love Birds Upcycled Safe-Sex Pillow, Decorative/Throw Pillow w/ Condom and Lube Pockets, OOAK

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This "Peace & Love Birds" Safe-Sex Pillow is a perfect addition to any love nest.

Upcycled from a secondhand "Love Birds" T-shirt, originally from the awesome designers at Herbivore Clothing Co., this cute little heart-shaped throw pillow will add a lot of zest to your nest. The back side is made from secondhand jersey-knit fabric with a pink and purple tie-dye design, adding a touch of peacefulness to your abode, as well. The three back pockets are made from the T-shirt as well, and are just the right size for a tube of lube and/or condoms.*

This pillow is 13" x 10" and makes a great little adornment for a bed, couch, chair or car.

(Tip: Check out http://herbivoreclothing.com/ to see more of their pro-vegan clothing designs!)

*Note that condoms and lube are NOT included with the purchase of the pillow.

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Safe-Sex Pillows were created for those occasional lapses in judgment after a night of Eco-Imbibing, when you may not necessarily go home alone. You know the scenario: Shy Girl stares at Cute Boy from across the bar all night....Cute Boy looks even cuter as it gets closer to last call.....one more shot of Wild Turkey gives Shy Girl the courage to go chat Him up....He offers Her a ride home....She asks Him in for a nightcap.....and yadda, yadda, yadda. I, personally, don't know anyone who would do such a thing, but, as always, we are not here to judge. We are here to give you the tools you need to be a responsible Eco-Imbiber! Each pillow is made from completely secondhand/recycled/upcycled materials, and comes with perfectly sized pockets to stock with your favorite condoms and lube (that's the “safe” part), so you'll always be prepared for those unpredictable after-hours interludes!

Safe-Sex Pillows make unique gifts for Valentine's Day or any other holiday, and are especially great for college students, prowling cougars, newly single friends, or promiscuous hussies.

Cheers to Safe Sex!

For more Safe-Sex Pillows and other unique gifts for Eco-Imbibers, check out Hair of the Dog at https://ecoimbiber.etsy.com
This "Peace & Love Birds" Safe-Sex Pillow is a perfect addition to any love nest.

Upcycled from a secondhand "Love Birds" T-shirt, originally from the awesome designers at Herbivore Clothing Co., this cute little heart-shaped throw pillow will add a lot of zest to your nest. The back side is made from secondhand jersey-knit fabric with a pink and purple tie-dye design, adding a touch of peacefulness to your abode, as well. The three back pockets are made from the T-shirt as well, and are just the right size for a tube of lube and/or condoms.*

This pillow is 13" x 10" and makes a great little adornment for a bed, couch, chair or car.

(Tip: Check out http://herbivoreclothing.com/ to see more of their pro-vegan clothing designs!)

*Note that condoms and lube are NOT included with the purchase of the pillow.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Safe-Sex Pillows were created for those occasional lapses in judgment after a night of Eco-Imbibing, when you may not necessarily go home alone. You know the scenario: Shy Girl stares at Cute Boy from across the bar all night....Cute Boy looks even cuter as it gets closer to last call.....one more shot of Wild Turkey gives Shy Girl the courage to go chat Him up....He offers Her a ride home....She asks Him in for a nightcap.....and yadda, yadda, yadda. I, personally, don't know anyone who would do such a thing, but, as always, we are not here to judge. We are here to give you the tools you need to be a responsible Eco-Imbiber! Each pillow is made from completely secondhand/recycled/upcycled materials, and comes with perfectly sized pockets to stock with your favorite condoms and lube (that's the “safe” part), so you'll always be prepared for those unpredictable after-hours interludes!

Safe-Sex Pillows make unique gifts for Valentine's Day or any other holiday, and are especially great for college students, prowling cougars, newly single friends, or promiscuous hussies.

Cheers to Safe Sex!

For more Safe-Sex Pillows and other unique gifts for Eco-Imbibers, check out Hair of the Dog at https://ecoimbiber.etsy.com

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(63)
Reviewed by colburns315

Reviewed by Rachel Strickland
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 3, 2017
Third year in a row I've bought one. I give them to my best friend for Christmas. She loves Crown and wears a sleep mask every night so it's perfect and she LIVES them!!
Royal Hangover Helper - Organic Lavender & Flax Eye Pillow, Mask, w/ Strap, Purple, Aromatherapy, Herbal, Scented, Crown Royal Whiskey,

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: upcycled tshirt, secondhand fabric, vegan condoms, vegan lubricant
  • Feedback: 63 reviews
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