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Tea Towel- Sarcastic Tea Towel- Military Wife Gift- Military Spouse Gift- Military Girlfriend Gift- Kitchen Towel

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  • Handmade item
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 47 people
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From Lemoore, CA
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


These custom screen printed tea towels are sure to be your go to gift. Absorbent, machine washable, lint free, and a fabulous addition to any kitchen. Tea Towels are the ideal usefully gift for your favorite hostess or gal pal.

Size 29x28in

**Quantity discounts available**
2 for $20
3 for $30
4 for $40
5 for $50
6 for $60

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.


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