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Funny Mothers Day Card, Funny Mother's Day Card, Mother's Day Card, Mothers Day Card: At least you don't have ugly children. Funny Dad Card

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Regardless of how tough life can be, find contentment in the fact that you don't have ugly children with this Funny Mother's Day Card.

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BETTIE CONFETTI CARDS

Our cards are made using only the best quality board. This Funny Mother’s Day Card is printed on luxury 350gsm Kraft board with this unique design.

Our cards are A6 size when folded. This card is hand embellished with a gold glitter star.

We package your cards up for you with a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope and pop it in a cellophane sleeve to protect it while it’s on its away to you. Then everything is put into a super-tough board backed envelope to make sure it arrives in perfect condition.

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ADDING A LITTLE EXTRA

We offer a range of upgrades to our cards. We can write a personalised message on the inside of the card and send it straight to you, or the lucky recipient. Just make sure you add your personalised message to the note to seller when you put your order through.

And, if you’re looking to make your card EXTRA special we’ve got you covered. As our brand name suggests, we’re specialists in confetti. Our card confetti is a generous handful of the most brightly coloured round confetti we could find that’s added to the inside of your card for a fun surprise.

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YOUR ORDER OPTIONS

• Blank inside: Your chosen card with be left blank inside

• Blank/ confetti: Your chosen card will be blank inside with our fantastic card confetti. We’ll send it to you in a little plastic envelope so you can add it to your card before you send it to the recipient.

• Printed message: We’ll print your supplied message to the inside of the card

• Printed msg/ confetti: We’ll print your supplied message to the inside of the card and add a little extra with our card confetti

Then you can choose either:
• Send to me: Your card will be sent to you at the address supplied
• Send directly to the recipient: Your card will be sent directly to your recipient with the address supplied.

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SHIPPING TIMES

UK
Processing time: 1-2 Business Days
Shipping time: (First Class) 1-2 Business Days

EU

Processing time: 1-2 Business Days
S
Shipping time: 3-5 Business days



USA and everywhere else
Processing time: 1-2 Business Days

Shipping time: 5-12 Business Days

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FANCY A DISCOUNTED BUNDLE DEAL?

Abso-freaking-lutely. If you order three cards, five cards or ten cards, you can get a seriously good deal. All you need to do is purchase one of the items below and let us know in the note to seller which cards you’d like.

• Three card bundle discounted bundle: purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2aYHSS2
• Five card bundle discounted bundle: purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2b2Z3o4
• Ten card bundle discounted bundle: purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2awZIib

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WHOLESALE/ TRADE CUSTOMERS

Bettie Confetti is always looking for fabulous retail outlets to house our product range. We’ve set up a simple online ordering facility that works just like any other ecommerce site, but will show you all the products at a seriously discounted wholesale rate.

If you’re interested in being our newest stockist, send us a message and we’ll get back to you with a login to our wholesale site.

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DO YOU INSTAGRAM?

We love a good Valencia filter at Bettie Confetti and would love for you to follow us. Look us up at: @bettieconfetti
Regardless of how tough life can be, find contentment in the fact that you don't have ugly children with this Funny Mother's Day Card.

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BETTIE CONFETTI CARDS

Our cards are made using only the best quality board. This Funny Mother’s Day Card is printed on luxury 350gsm Kraft board with this unique design.

Our cards are A6 size when folded. This card is hand embellished with a gold glitter star.

We package your cards up for you with a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope and pop it in a cellophane sleeve to protect it while it’s on its away to you. Then everything is put into a super-tough board backed envelope to make sure it arrives in perfect condition.

-------
ADDING A LITTLE EXTRA

We offer a range of upgrades to our cards. We can write a personalised message on the inside of the card and send it straight to you, or the lucky recipient. Just make sure you add your personalised message to the note to seller when you put your order through.

And, if you’re looking to make your card EXTRA special we’ve got you covered. As our brand name suggests, we’re specialists in confetti. Our card confetti is a generous handful of the most brightly coloured round confetti we could find that’s added to the inside of your card for a fun surprise.

------
YOUR ORDER OPTIONS

• Blank inside: Your chosen card with be left blank inside

• Blank/ confetti: Your chosen card will be blank inside with our fantastic card confetti. We’ll send it to you in a little plastic envelope so you can add it to your card before you send it to the recipient.

• Printed message: We’ll print your supplied message to the inside of the card

• Printed msg/ confetti: We’ll print your supplied message to the inside of the card and add a little extra with our card confetti

Then you can choose either:
• Send to me: Your card will be sent to you at the address supplied
• Send directly to the recipient: Your card will be sent directly to your recipient with the address supplied.

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SHIPPING TIMES

UK
Processing time: 1-2 Business Days
Shipping time: (First Class) 1-2 Business Days

EU

Processing time: 1-2 Business Days
S
Shipping time: 3-5 Business days



USA and everywhere else
Processing time: 1-2 Business Days

Shipping time: 5-12 Business Days

-----
FANCY A DISCOUNTED BUNDLE DEAL?

Abso-freaking-lutely. If you order three cards, five cards or ten cards, you can get a seriously good deal. All you need to do is purchase one of the items below and let us know in the note to seller which cards you’d like.

• Three card bundle discounted bundle: purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2aYHSS2
• Five card bundle discounted bundle: purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2b2Z3o4
• Ten card bundle discounted bundle: purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2awZIib

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WHOLESALE/ TRADE CUSTOMERS

Bettie Confetti is always looking for fabulous retail outlets to house our product range. We’ve set up a simple online ordering facility that works just like any other ecommerce site, but will show you all the products at a seriously discounted wholesale rate.

If you’re interested in being our newest stockist, send us a message and we’ll get back to you with a login to our wholesale site.

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DO YOU INSTAGRAM?

We love a good Valencia filter at Bettie Confetti and would love for you to follow us. Look us up at: @bettieconfetti

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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

Abso-freaking-lutely. If you're order three cards, five cards or ten cards, you can get a seriously good deal!

For three card bundle deal purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2aYHSS2

For five card bundle deal purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2b2Z3o4

For ten card bundle deal purchase this item: http://etsy.me/2awZIib
I can personalise most cards - please contact me for more information
All Kraft cards are A6 when folded and square hand foiled cards are 140mm square
Bettie Confetti Cards are available for retailers at wholesale prices. Please message me for more information on wholesale orders

BettieConfetti made this item with help from

  • A printing service, Cramlington, England
BettieConfetti made this item with help from:
  • A printing service, Cramlington, England

Funny Mothers Day Card, Funny Mother's Day Card, Mother's Day Card, Mothers Day Card: At least you don't have ugly children. Funny Dad Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Glitter card, Kraft card
  • Feedback: 3928 reviews
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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