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Nettles the Snark: caffeinated eye rolling guardian spirits for the sarcastic soul. Snarks feed on filtered thoughts and unspoken zingers.

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Snarks are caffeine based, eye rolling, guardian spirits for the sarcastic soul. Snarks feed on filtered thoughts and zingers one dares not let fly in public.

Nettles the Snark is three inches tall, smells like coffee and is the perfect companion for your desk, creative space or car. Sloan is also a great gift for sarcastic friends and loved ones.

Snarks are made from felt and are full of coffee beans, bb's and fluff. They are intended for the sarcastic and the jaded, not young children or infants.

Parents: Snarks are teacher approved and have been found to be 99.99% less distracting than fidget spinners.

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5 out of 5 stars
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Nettles the Snark: caffeinated eye rolling guardian spirits for the sarcastic soul. Snarks feed on filtered thoughts and unspoken zingers.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: felt, coffee, sarcasm, bbs
  • Feedback: 13 reviews
  • Favorited by: 4 people
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From Charlotte, North Carolina

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