Bonus Dick , funny birthday, Card for him, husband boyfriend birthday, snarky card, sarcastic card,no gift card, snarky birthday card

Bonus Dick , funny birthday, Card for him, husband boyfriend birthday, snarky card, sarcastic card,no gift card, snarky birthday card

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: 65lb acid and lignin free card, double sided tape

Due to supply chain issues, some shades of liner card may differ to those shown in photographs. This particularly refers to the blue option which may be darker depending on availability of the cardstock available to me.

If you like this card, check out the other cards I make
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ParadisePapercraft


Text reads. I love you for your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus...


This is a paper cut card measuring 5" square.
It is cut in an 65lb acid and lignin free cardstock.

Shown here in a shimmering Silver acid and lignin free 65lb card stock.

**** colour option refers to the colour of the liner card - the main card will always be silver****. Default liner colour is blue

The liner is attached to the main card with a single strip of double sided tape, so strong that it is impossible to remove without destroying the card, so that liner isn't going anywhere - why do I do that? Check out the side on image, the shadow effect is awesome!

Each card is handmade and assembled in my smoke free home studio in Nova Scotia Canada, I have two cats and two dogs and strive to ensure that they are kept out of my studio.

This card comes with:
a neutral coloured envelope
a clear bag to keep it in a pristine condition.

Shipping is via Canadapost, tracking is not included with the shipping price

**** Please be read and be aware of Processing and Shipping times before making your purchase ****
© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved©

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Denise Feb 12, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I received my card today and I absolutely love it! I thought the pictures of the cards were great, but the product is ever better in person! Great quality and incredibly reliable delivery! I am beyond excited to give this card to my boyfriend for Valentine's Day. Will definitely be ordering again. Thank you so much!

Alysha Falls May 17, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I love this! My partner got a kick out of it. It was shimmery, and well put together. Awesome job!

reagannap97 Feb 16, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Looks exactly like the photos, my man was thrilled with the card! It came so fast, I couldn't be happier!!!

Emily Baas Apr 15, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Exactly as displayed. Good thick quality card. Blank on the inside (which I wanted). Would definitely order again!