Bonus Dick , funny birthday, Card for him, husband boyfriend birthday, snarky card, sarcastic card,no gift card, snarky birthday card

Bonus Dick , funny birthday, Card for him, husband boyfriend birthday, snarky card, sarcastic card,no gift card, snarky birthday card

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Handmade

Materials

65lb acid and lignin free card, double sided tape

Summary

****Please ensure that you are aware of processing and shipping times before ordering. All orders are shipped by Canadapost letter mail and Canadapost does not offer tracking on letter mail. *****

Text reads. I love you for your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus...

****Please note that you must choose the "Card with message" option and leave your message in the order notes for me to be able to send direct to your recipient. If you do not do that I will refund that portion of the transaction as I no longer have the time to chase up missing messages - sorry.

This is a paper cut card measuring 5" square.
It is cut in an 65lb acid and lignin free cardstock.

Shown here in a shimmering Silver acid and lignin free 65lb card stock.

**** colour option refers to the colour of the liner card - the main card will always be silver****. Default liner colour is blue

The liner is attached to the main card with a single strip of double sided tape, so strong that it is impossible to remove without destroying the card, so that liner isn't going anywhere - why do I do that? Check out the side on image, the shadow effect is awesome!

Each card is handmade and assembled in my smoke free home studio in Nova Scotia Canada, I have two cats and two dogs and strive to ensure that they are kept out of my studio.

This card comes with:
a neutral coloured envelope
a clear bag to keep it in a pristine condition.

Shipping is via Canadapost, tracking is not included with the shipping price

**** Please be read and be aware of Processing and Shipping times before making your purchase ****
© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved

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Meet your seller

Adrian

Adrian

Owner of ParadisePapercraft

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Shop rating

5 out of 5 stars

Total shop reviews

2,148

Stephanie Jan 21, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
I got this for my boyfriend for Valentine's Day. The humor is right up his alley. Thanks so much!

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Yolanda P Jan 16, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Quick shipping and a lovely card that is exactly as described!

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Susan RICHARDS Jan 9, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Each & every one of the cards I bought was a delightful example of just how grand unique, sassy & clever greeting cards can be. Beautifully constructed & hilarious....they have been a hit with everyone I’ve given one to. I’ll certainly be buying more. They’re worth every penny.

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