Bonus Dick , funny birthday, Card for him, husband boyfriend birthday, snarky card, sarcastic card,no gift card, snarky birthday card

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Bonus Dick , funny birthday, Card for him, husband boyfriend birthday, snarky card, sarcastic card,no gift card, snarky birthday card

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Item details

Handmade

Materials

65lb acid and lignin free card, double sided tape

****Please ensure that you are aware of processing and shipping times before ordering. All orders are shipped by Canadapost letter mail and Canadapost does not offer tracking on letter mail. *****

Text reads. I love you for your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus...

****Please note that you must choose the "Card with message" option and leave your message in the order notes for me to be able to send direct to your recipient. If you do not do that I will refund that portion of the transaction as I no longer have the time to chase up missing messages - sorry.

This is a paper cut card measuring 5" square.
It is cut in an 65lb acid and lignin free cardstock.

Shown here in a shimmering Silver acid and lignin free 65lb card stock.

**** colour option refers to the colour of the liner card - the main card will always be silver****. Default liner colour is blue

The liner is attached to the main card with a single strip of double sided tape, so strong that it is impossible to remove without destroying the card, so that liner isn't going anywhere - why do I do that? Check out the side on image, the shadow effect is awesome!

Each card is handmade and assembled in my smoke free home studio in Nova Scotia Canada, I have two cats and two dogs and strive to ensure that they are kept out of my studio.

This card comes with:
a neutral coloured envelope
a clear bag to keep it in a pristine condition.

Shipping is via Canadapost, tracking is not included with the shipping price

**** Please be read and be aware of Processing and Shipping times before making your purchase ****
© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved
****Please ensure that you are aware of processing and shipping times before ordering. All orders are shipped by Canadapost letter mail and Canadapost does not offer tracking on letter mail. *****

Text reads. I love you for your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus...

****Please note that you must choose the "Card with message" option and leave your message in the order notes for me to be able to send direct to your recipient. If you do not do that I will refund that portion of the transaction as I no longer have the time to chase up missing messages - sorry.

This is a paper cut card measuring 5" square.
It is cut in an 65lb acid and lignin free cardstock.

Shown here in a shimmering Silver acid and lignin free 65lb card stock.

**** colour option refers to the colour of the liner card - the main card will always be silver****. Default liner colour is blue

The liner is attached to the main card with a single strip of double sided tape, so strong that it is impossible to remove without destroying the card, so that liner isn't going anywhere - why do I do that? Check out the side on image, the shadow effect is awesome!

Each card is handmade and assembled in my smoke free home studio in Nova Scotia Canada, I have two cats and two dogs and strive to ensure that they are kept out of my studio.

This card comes with:
a neutral coloured envelope
a clear bag to keep it in a pristine condition.

Shipping is via Canadapost, tracking is not included with the shipping price

**** Please be read and be aware of Processing and Shipping times before making your purchase ****
© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From Canada
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Returns accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and cancellations

Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase

I don't accept exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Payment options

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

I am happy to refund the price of the card once the item has been returned to me.
I sell though Etsy Wholesale, please contact me for details
No. In order to keep your shipping costs down, I mail through CanadaPost Letter Mail. CanadaPost does not offer tracking on lettermail.

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