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Apron - "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

Apron - "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton, polyester, colorful threads
  • Gift message available
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From Johnson City, TN

Description

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
* A whimsical apron for wine lovers
* Beautifully embroidered by machine
* Two large pockets in front
* Generous neck and waist ties
* 32 inches from top of bib to bottom of apron.
* One size fits all
* Soft, sturdy cotton and polyester
* Order in White, Burgundy, Black, Dark Green
* Machine washable, but dry cleaning is best for embroidery.

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