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FUCK THIGH GAP, cuff bracelet, stamped bracelet, hand stamped jewelry, copper jewelry, copper bracelet, wrap bracelet, bangle bracelet

FUCK THIGH GAP, cuff bracelet, stamped bracelet, hand stamped jewelry, copper jewelry, copper bracelet, wrap bracelet, bangle bracelet

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: copper, aluminum
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 8 people
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Description

Fuck Thigh Gap. Girl please! Put some meat on them bones! Thigh gap is for the birds! Drink the wine, eat the cake, buy the shoes and tell those skinny bitches to suck it! (In case you are a skinny bitch, I apologize up front if I've offended you... you're probably just hangry. Any views or opinions expressed in this listing do not necessarily reflect the views of Rash Monkey. Objects in the mirror are beautiful. Don't forget it or let anyone tell you different.)

Handmade. We start with premium U.S. copper or aluminum (your money, your choice)...hammer out the details...hand shape into cuff form...usually take a break around now...maybe grab some coffee or maybe a bourbon...depends on the time of day...polish things up, or off...finishing touches...and then sit back and admire this one of a kind, fine piece of handmade American craftsmanship. HELL YEAH!!

Oh, since this is handmade, and there may or may not be some drinking involved while it's being crafted, please don't be a whiner. Not all of the bracelets will look EXACTLY like the one in the picture. They're like beautiful little snowflakes...all different...and maybe not perfect. But, I bet you aren't either. Maybe you chew with your mouth open, or maybe one boob is bigger than the other...hey, we're not judging here...that's what makes you you...and you beautiful.

Still reading...still not ready to buy...really? Oh, you're one of those detail oriented types, eh. Ok. Here goes. Bracelet is made of either 18 gage copper or 14 gage aluminum. Both are solid, beautiful, but still not heavy. Think Cindy Crawford for copper or Kate Moss for aluminum. Now pick your size. Most opt for the 6" which is pretty much the standard. But we also offer a 7" choice which works great for guys, women who have a man sized wrist, or people with thin wrists who like it when their bracelet falls off. When you get it, slap it on your wrist. You can pull it apart a little or squish it a little to get that custom fit...now who's the American craftsman? And if you screw it up, you can always buy another one. Heck, you might want to buy a couple anyway, because someone you know is going to want one. I'm kidding, you're not going to screw it up.

For those who just want the facts:
* Hand made, hand stamped
* 6" or 7" cuff plus roughly 1" space
* .38" width
* 18 gage copper or 14 gage aluminum
Fuck Thigh Gap. Girl please! Put some meat on them bones! Thigh gap is for the birds! Drink the wine, eat the cake, buy the shoes and tell those skinny bitches to suck it! (In case you are a skinny bitch, I apologize up front if I've offended you... you're probably just hangry. Any views or opinions expressed in this listing do not necessarily reflect the views of Rash Monkey. Objects in the mirror are beautiful. Don't forget it or let anyone tell you different.)

Handmade. We start with premium U.S. copper or aluminum (your money, your choice)...hammer out the details...hand shape into cuff form...usually take a break around now...maybe grab some coffee or maybe a bourbon...depends on the time of day...polish things up, or off...finishing touches...and then sit back and admire this one of a kind, fine piece of handmade American craftsmanship. HELL YEAH!!

Oh, since this is handmade, and there may or may not be some drinking involved while it's being crafted, please don't be a whiner. Not all of the bracelets will look EXACTLY like the one in the picture. They're like beautiful little snowflakes...all different...and maybe not perfect. But, I bet you aren't either. Maybe you chew with your mouth open, or maybe one boob is bigger than the other...hey, we're not judging here...that's what makes you you...and you beautiful.

Still reading...still not ready to buy...really? Oh, you're one of those detail oriented types, eh. Ok. Here goes. Bracelet is made of either 18 gage copper or 14 gage aluminum. Both are solid, beautiful, but still not heavy. Think Cindy Crawford for copper or Kate Moss for aluminum. Now pick your size. Most opt for the 6" which is pretty much the standard. But we also offer a 7" choice which works great for guys, women who have a man sized wrist, or people with thin wrists who like it when their bracelet falls off. When you get it, slap it on your wrist. You can pull it apart a little or squish it a little to get that custom fit...now who's the American craftsman? And if you screw it up, you can always buy another one. Heck, you might want to buy a couple anyway, because someone you know is going to want one. I'm kidding, you're not going to screw it up.

For those who just want the facts:
* Hand made, hand stamped
* 6" or 7" cuff plus roughly 1" space
* .38" width
* 18 gage copper or 14 gage aluminum

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

FAQs

I will mail your item within 1 to 2 days of purchase. I will do my best to mail same day, but I'm only a monkey, so cut me some slack.
For U.S. orders we'll ship priority via USPS. We'll put it in a sturdy little box to protect the goods. And we'll hook you up with a tracking number so you know when the goods are coming! Packages typically get to you in a couple days unless you have a lazy ass mail carrier and then it might be 3.
6" length bracelets can be made with either the .38" or .63" width.
7" length bracelets are only offered in the .38" width.
Due to word spacing, some bracelets are only offered in the .63" width.
If a train leaves Cincinnati at 2 pm going 30 mph and another...ok, all of this is kind of confusing. If you want something and don't see it, just shoot us a note and we'll get this shit figured out. It's just jewelry not high math.
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