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MONKEY FARTS Goat Milk and Honey Lotion, Hand body lotion, tropical, fruity, jar of lotion, moisturizer, travel size lotion, teen lotion

MONKEY FARTS Goat Milk and Honey Lotion, Hand body lotion, tropical, fruity, jar of lotion, moisturizer, travel size lotion, teen lotion

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Description

Monkey Farts-GOAT MILK & HONEY LOTION

This wonderful lotion contains Goat’s Milk, Honey and Shea Butter! It's super moisturizing while being non-greasy! Your skin will be left feeling soft and lightly scented!

Please Note: The picture is to show size, labeling etc. Your jar will be made fresh when you order!

♥Scent & Description- MONKEY FARTS-Fresh banana blended with sweet grapefruit, mandarin orange, kiwi, coconut cream, pink raspberries, strawberries and apples! Such a fruity & fun scent for all ages!

♥Size: I offer both 2 oz. (Try Me Size) and 8 oz. (I Love It Size)--Choose from the drop down box at the top!
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♥Benefits♥
♥Paraben Free!
♥Goat’s milk is high in protein, triglycerides, Vitamin A, B6, B12 and E making it an excellent natural moisturizer that helps hydrate and nourish skin.
♥Honey is a natural anti oxidant and anti-inflammatory. It is high in vitamin C and promotes collagen formation in the skin.
♥Shea Butter is well known in helping moisturize while providing a silky protective barrier to all skin types.
♥ Does NOT contain mineral oil!
♥ Lightweight and absorbs quickly into the skin.
♥ No additional colors added.

*PLEASE be sure to check my announcement page for current processing times! Also, please be sure to read my shop policies before ordering from me so that there is no misunderstandings! Thank You!
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Ingredients: Water, Glyceryl Stearate, Isopropyl Myristate, Caprylic/Capric Glyceride, Stearic Acid, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Soybean Oil, Shea Butter, Dimethicone, Sunflower Oil, Caprylyl Glycol, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Goat Milk Extract, Hydroxypropyl Trimonium Honey, Triisopropanolamine, Disodium EDTA. Fragrance.
Monkey Farts-GOAT MILK & HONEY LOTION

This wonderful lotion contains Goat’s Milk, Honey and Shea Butter! It's super moisturizing while being non-greasy! Your skin will be left feeling soft and lightly scented!

Please Note: The picture is to show size, labeling etc. Your jar will be made fresh when you order!

♥Scent & Description- MONKEY FARTS-Fresh banana blended with sweet grapefruit, mandarin orange, kiwi, coconut cream, pink raspberries, strawberries and apples! Such a fruity & fun scent for all ages!

♥Size: I offer both 2 oz. (Try Me Size) and 8 oz. (I Love It Size)--Choose from the drop down box at the top!
------------------------------------------------------->
♥Benefits♥
♥Paraben Free!
♥Goat’s milk is high in protein, triglycerides, Vitamin A, B6, B12 and E making it an excellent natural moisturizer that helps hydrate and nourish skin.
♥Honey is a natural anti oxidant and anti-inflammatory. It is high in vitamin C and promotes collagen formation in the skin.
♥Shea Butter is well known in helping moisturize while providing a silky protective barrier to all skin types.
♥ Does NOT contain mineral oil!
♥ Lightweight and absorbs quickly into the skin.
♥ No additional colors added.

*PLEASE be sure to check my announcement page for current processing times! Also, please be sure to read my shop policies before ordering from me so that there is no misunderstandings! Thank You!
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Ingredients: Water, Glyceryl Stearate, Isopropyl Myristate, Caprylic/Capric Glyceride, Stearic Acid, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth 20, Soybean Oil, Shea Butter, Dimethicone, Sunflower Oil, Caprylyl Glycol, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Goat Milk Extract, Hydroxypropyl Trimonium Honey, Triisopropanolamine, Disodium EDTA. Fragrance.

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ACCEPTED PAYMENTS-I accept direct checkout with credit cards, gift cards as well as PayPal. I do not accept checks or money orders. Items must be paid for before they will be shipped.
CUSTOM ORDERS- Custom orders must be paid in full including shipping before they will be made.
CANCELLING AN ORDER- I will not cancel an order for buyers remorse, once it has been placed. Be sure you want the items before going through with your payment!
On a rare occasion, should an item become out of stock, once an order is placed, I will contact you with how you would like to proceed. You may choose a refund for that out of stock item or choose another item of the same price.

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I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
RETURNS: I do not accept returns on our items due to the nature of the product.

REFUNDS: I do NOT offer refunds/partial refunds because you don't like a scent.

DAMAGED PACKAGES/ITEMS: If your package is visibly damaged, don't open it. Take it to your delivering post office and file a damage claim.
*As of 5/26/16 I will not refund or replace broken bath bombs due to the rough handling of the post office. They can still be used even if broken. Please note: I pack my bombs VERY WELL! Please check my reviews!
For all other items: Photos must be sent to me as proof within 48 hours of receiving your package. No exceptions.

HOT/COLD WEATHER SHIPMENTS: Due to the nature of most bath items, they can melt or freeze in extreme temps. I will not be held responsible for melted or frozen items. Please have your packages held at the post office or have someone available to accept them.

LOST PACKAGES: All packages are sent with a tracking number, so you can track your package. If the tracking info states that your package has been delivered, I am no longer responsible. You must contact and file a claim with your local post office. If the tracking shows the package has not been delivered I will work with you and the postal service. The post office can take up to 30 days to try and relocate your package.

Shipping policies

9/18/18- UPDATED
*SHIPPING: I ship in the USA only.
MOST orders can ship in a Priority bubble envelope for $7.75. Larger orders will be upgraded at my expense to a box.
*Small orders and single items MAY be shipped First Class, instead of Priority, at my discretion. Since I do not require a minimum order amount this helps to defray my costs for small orders and allows you the customer to NOT have to meet a minimum purchase amount. Shipping is a Flat $7.75 per order.

*Oversize Custom orders shipping cost will be determined on a case by case basis.
*EXPEDITED SHIPPING: I currently do not offer expedited shipping, please contact me if you need an item by a certain date (BEFORE placing your order) and I will be happy to discuss it with you!
*SHIPPING TIMES: I generally ship 5 days a week, Mon-Fri. *Please read my feedback, I ship out fast! I know you want to start indulging in your bath goodies right away! :)
*PROCESSING TIMES: 1-3 days ( This is the time it takes me to Make, Pack and take your package to the post office).
***Please check my announcement page for current processing times!
*SHIPPING TIME: 1-5 days (This is the time it will take the post office to get your package to you, once I have placed it in their hands).
*Please be aware that I cannot control what happens to the package once its in the USPS hands. USPS does not guarantee either Priority or First Class Shipping times. During Peak Holidays, service can be delayed by days/weeks. I will not refund for delayed packages. Please be sure to order well in advance if your items are needed by a certain date!
*INSURANCE- Flat Rate shipping includes $100.00 insurance, thru USPS. Insurance does NOT cover lost packages, only some damages. You will need to provide both me and the post office pictures of the damaged items including the original box. Please keep everything in tact until the claim has been approved.
*UNCONFIRMED ADDRESS/INCORRECT ADDRESS/NOT PROVIDING A FULL FIRST & LAST NAME- PLEASE make sure your address is correct and you have both a first and last name provided for shipping! I am not responsible for packages that are undeliverable because you have an incorrect address/No last name in Etsy's system.
Any returned or undeliverable packages will not be refunded of the shipping cost and the cost of re-shipping will be the buyers responsibility.
Any packages lost will not be replaced whatsoever.
9/18/18- UPDATED
*SHIPPING: I ship in the USA only.
MOST orders can ship in a Priority bubble envelope for $7.75. Larger orders will be upgraded at my expense to a box.
*Small orders and single items MAY be shipped First Class, instead of Priority, at my discretion. Since I do not require a minimum order amount this helps to defray my costs for small orders and allows you the customer to NOT have to meet a minimum purchase amount. Shipping is a Flat $7.75 per order.

*Oversize Custom orders shipping cost will be determined on a case by case basis.
*EXPEDITED SHIPPING: I currently do not offer expedited shipping, please contact me if you need an item by a certain date (BEFORE placing your order) and I will be happy to discuss it with you!
*SHIPPING TIMES: I generally ship 5 days a week, Mon-Fri. *Please read my feedback, I ship out fast! I know you want to start indulging in your bath goodies right away! :)
*PROCESSING TIMES: 1-3 days ( This is the time it takes me to Make, Pack and take your package to the post office).
***Please check my announcement page for current processing times!
*SHIPPING TIME: 1-5 days (This is the time it will take the post office to get your package to you, once I have placed it in their hands).
*Please be aware that I cannot control what happens to the package once its in the USPS hands. USPS does not guarantee either Priority or First Class Shipping times. During Peak Holidays, service can be delayed by days/weeks. I will not refund for delayed packages. Please be sure to order well in advance if your items are needed by a certain date!
*INSURANCE- Flat Rate shipping includes $100.00 insurance, thru USPS. Insurance does NOT cover lost packages, only some damages. You will need to provide both me and the post office pictures of the damaged items including the original box. Please keep everything in tact until the claim has been approved.
*UNCONFIRMED ADDRESS/INCORRECT ADDRESS/NOT PROVIDING A FULL FIRST & LAST NAME- PLEASE make sure your address is correct and you have both a first and last name provided for shipping! I am not responsible for packages that are undeliverable because you have an incorrect address/No last name in Etsy's system.
Any returned or undeliverable packages will not be refunded of the shipping cost and the cost of re-shipping will be the buyers responsibility.
Any packages lost will not be replaced whatsoever.

Additional policies

*Please Convo me if you have any questions about my store. I will always try to respond within 24 hours.

*The buyer is responsible for reading the ingredient list on all of their items, before purchasing, to determine if they have allergies to an ingredient. I am not responsible for allergic reactions or misuse of my products.

* I DO NOT offer wholesale or private labeling. I do NOT send out free items for blogger reviews.

FAQs

I do NOT offer wholesale or private labeling.
Shipping is a flat rate of $7.75 per ORDER, not per item.
I only ship within the United States at this time.
No. Sorry! I will not send my products out for free. I get multiple request every week! I want my reviews to be real & organic. While I love when my customers make videos, post on social media, etc. about how happy they are, they have purchased their products from me! If you are a actual customer and have a blog/video/etc. I would be happy to post your video to my FB page and link back to your blog once I have approved it. :)
My bath bombs will fizz and foam and are very fragrant but they do NOT float! They are quite heavy and dense as I pack them tightly with only the good stuff! I do NOT use filler such as corn starch or SLS in my bombs which is what makes them float! If you enjoy bath art, simply hold your bomb to the top of the water while it's fizzing!

Most of my bombs are color intensive! Color can be left behind in your tub. Simply wipe with a wet cloth to remove any color. For best results, always start with a clean tub prior to using bath bombs!
Do NOT store your bath bombs in your bathroom! The steam and moisture from your shower/bath will cause your bath bombs to not fizz. The best place to store them until ready to use is in a cool, mositure free enviroment, away from direct sunlight. Sunlight will also fade the colors. For best performance use within a month of purchase.

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