Personalized Password Journal "S#!T [NAME] CAN'T REMEMBER"

$13.50+

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Maximum of 12 characters, all caps, no special characters (except on custom orders). Thank you!

Reminder: if ordering a black journal, first check the names available on my $10 Ready Made listings.

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Dec 9-15

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: paper

A cute (yet subversive) password journal to keep track of the S#!T you can't remember, and to have something of shock value on an otherwise boring desk.

It obviously isn't one of my shop's embroidery patterns, but I thought it was awesome enough to share ;-)

Note: ready-made journals (with names based on previous orders) are available at a discounted price (only in the black with white text option). See my ready-made journal listings for available names.

The paperback book is 156 pages (labeled alphabetically) with room for 616 entries. It has spaces to record websites, usernames, passwords, and notes. The dimensions are 10.8 cm x 17.5 cm (4.25" x 6.875").

The book will ship directly from the printer (listed below). When it is shipped, you will receive an email with the tracking number. Books are printed on-demand at the printing facility, anytime between 1 to 5 business days (orders placed late on Friday or the weekend will not be sent to the printer until Monday morning). Then it is in the hands of the US Postal Service via FedEx SmartPost or UPS. FREE SHIPPING to domestic US orders totaling over $35.

---------- HOW TO PERSONALIZE ----------
- - At the initial order screen, please type the NAME to be personalized on the password journal in the indicated text box.
- - Please try for a maximum of 12 characters, all caps, with no special characters. This is a *required* field.

---------- FOR *CUSTOM* ORDERS ----------
Included customization options include any or all of the three following:

(1) the font style used on the outside cover and/or inside the password journal
- - I can give you a list and examples of my available fonts
- - If I'm required to purchase your desired font, then I will get back to you with a quote for the additional cost before printing your order

(2) the verbiage on the cover

(3) a background image on the outside cover instead of a plain color.
- - You must provide me with either a high-resolution background image or photograph or a seamless tile background image.
- - Your file must be a PDF, JPG, GIF, or PNG, with a resolution set to 300 dpi.
- - NOTE: for a high resolution background image, the minimum size is 651.354 X 513 postscript points (9.047" X 7.125") (22.98 cm X 18.1 cm) (2714px X 2138px).
- - Send the file to me in an Etsy conversation that includes your order number. If the file is too large, then please let me know so we can discuss alternative file transfer methods.
- - If you do not provide me with an image, then I will send you a friendly reminder for you to send me the image you wish printed on your book. This can cause a delay in shipping your order.

I will send you a proof of your custom book cover within 1-2 business days, which you must approve before I print your order.

If you do not have an image to send and want me to completely design the book cover for you, then please contact me first via the "Request Custom Order" link. I will review your request and get back to you with a quote and estimated design timeframe. Further customizations beyond the options listed above are available on a case-by-case basis.

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Other factors—such as shipping carrier delays or placing an order on weekend/holiday—may push the arrival of your item beyond this date.

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Dec 9-15

Nov 29

After you place your order, GeekSwank will take 6-7 business days to prepare it for shipment.

Dec 7-8

GeekSwank puts your order in the mail.

Dec 9-15

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Dec 9-15!

Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.
Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.
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GeekSwank made this item with help from
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94 reviews

5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

This is literally the best! And the funniest! I gave it to my dad as a gift because he had all these post it notes sticked all over his desk and computer with all his passwords & this book was perfect! No more clutter on his desk anymore 😄 I'm so happy I came across this shop! Thank you from all the way from Hawaii 🤙🏼🌈🏄‍♂️🦚🦜🐢🐬🐠🦈🌴🌺🐚🍍🍱🍹🌋🏖🏕⛩🌄🌅✈🌊🎎🎏🎣🕶🩳👙

Krys Sep 30, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I love this, it makes a great gift, and I have ordered this several times for my friends, I love this seller! Very responsive, deliveries are fast, and the product is great!

5 out of 5 stars

This is perfect. It is smaller than I thought, but I like that about it because it is easy to carry around and shelve. The main reason I purchased this is because it is alphabetized. I have been using a regular notebook up until this point and it is so difficult to find where I wrote things for that reason. I highly recommend this. Plus it has a funny little cover.

Katie Dec 18, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

Very nice notebook! My husband is going to love it. No more excuses about not being able to find passwords 😉

Kathy Dec 14, 2021