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Ronald Reagan Scented Candle | Funny Gift for a Republican | GOP | Conservative | Funny 80s gift | Cold War | Jellybeans

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With massive defense budgets, Reagan tried to spend the Soviets into bankruptcy. Can YOU vanquish YOUR foes, through massive purchases of Reagan candles? There's only one way to find out!

Ronald Reagan once said of Congress, “When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.” But with the Reagan-Scented Candle, you can do both! (If “them” is everyone who visits your house, and you insist that they hold this candle.)

We’ve combined the alluring scent of jellybeans with the heat of Hollywood klieg lights to create a candle that will help you tear down the wall separating you from amazing smells. The label is jam-packed with interesting facts about the Gipper (the “Gipper” is Ronald Reagan—if you didn’t know that, then this might not be the candle for you). And since it smells like jelly beans, you can enjoy the fragrance of always having a bowl of jelly beans on your desk (just like Reagan!), without the constant temptation to eat delicious jelly beans.

(WARNING: President Reagan believed that, “You can tell a lot about a man by how he eats jelly beans,” and if you eat these jelly beans, what it will tell us is that you are a person who eats wax.)

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With massive defense budgets, Reagan tried to spend the Soviets into bankruptcy. Can YOU vanquish YOUR foes, through massive purchases of Reagan candles? There's only one way to find out!

Ronald Reagan once said of Congress, “When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.” But with the Reagan-Scented Candle, you can do both! (If “them” is everyone who visits your house, and you insist that they hold this candle.)

We’ve combined the alluring scent of jellybeans with the heat of Hollywood klieg lights to create a candle that will help you tear down the wall separating you from amazing smells. The label is jam-packed with interesting facts about the Gipper (the “Gipper” is Ronald Reagan—if you didn’t know that, then this might not be the candle for you). And since it smells like jelly beans, you can enjoy the fragrance of always having a bowl of jelly beans on your desk (just like Reagan!), without the constant temptation to eat delicious jelly beans.

(WARNING: President Reagan believed that, “You can tell a lot about a man by how he eats jelly beans,” and if you eat these jelly beans, what it will tell us is that you are a person who eats wax.)

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Ronald Reagan Scented Candle | Funny Gift for a Republican | GOP | Conservative | Funny 80s gift | Cold War | Jellybeans

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