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I Have Zero Idea What's Going On Haha Patch, Words on a patch, Iron on Patch, Sew on Patch, No Idea Patch, Zero Idea Patch

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Each patch is made of durable material, and then embroidered over with soft polyester embroidery thread. The patch can be made with an iron on backing, or as is so it can be sewn into place. I can also add a pin to the back, so that it can be worn as a pin instead of a patch! All patches are machine washable, unless otherwise stated.

Approximate size:
3 x 2 inches


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For any questions or concerns about my items please feel free to contact me, I also offer custom orders so don't hesitate to ask! I'm happy to talk with you regarding any questions or inquiries you may have.


5 out of 5 stars

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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The "As is" option means that it's just the patch with no backing, and you'd need to sew it onto whatever you're looking to attach it to.

The "Iron on" option is a fabric glue backing. So you put the patch on the piece of clothing/item you want it to be on, and then iron it and the glue melts to keep it there permanently.

The "Pin" options is the normal fabric patch, with a pin attached to the back. So that the patch can be moved from item to item without needing to make it permanent.

The "Hook and Loop" option is a generic name for a Velcro backing. You'd still need to attach the soft part of the hook and loop tape to the item you want to attach the patch to. Then you can add and remove the patch by pulling it away.

Send me a custom order request or just a message, and I'll see what I can do! Most of the time, I don't charge more for a new pride patch design, because I'm already planning on making them.

When sending a message, I'll let you know if it's possible, send you a preview of the image before it's been stitched, and then once you're happy with it, I'll make a listing and we go from there.

I Have Zero Idea What's Going On Haha Patch, Words on a patch, Iron on Patch, Sew on Patch, No Idea Patch, Zero Idea Patch

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Iron On Back, Pin, Hook and Loop, Embroidery Thread
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 119 reviews
  • Favorited by: 179 people
  • Gift message available

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Made just for you. Ready to ship in 5–7 business days.
From Canada
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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