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My Deepest Condolences For Not Being Able to Drink for 9 Months - Funny Baby Shower Cards

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Can't find the perfect way to say congratulations?!?! Let me help you with these unique and funny cards!

Cards are printed on white cardstock size 5.5"x5.5" (smooth white) or 5"x7" (white with linen texture). Quote is printed on the front of the card and the inside and back of the card are left blank for your personal message. Cards include a blank white envelope.

Please contact me if you have any special requests or would like a different quote before ordering.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Cindi Kirby

Reviewed by Sarah
Buyer photo Sarah, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for Android.
5 out of 5 stars
Aug 6, 2017
We ordered 4x6 and was exactly as pictured and loved how you didn't have to cut anything. It fit right in a 4x6 pic frame. Was perfect for our wedding.
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Reviewed by jackiep127
5 out of 5 stars
Jul 13, 2017
Love it just what I wanted and size. Everything is well design. Thank you
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5 out of 5 stars
Jun 30, 2017
So cute and SO many compliments! Thank you!
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My Deepest Condolences For Not Being Able to Drink for 9 Months - Funny Baby Shower Cards

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