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Funny T-Shirt -- I'm Perfect, You Adjust - Sarcastic Quote Slogan Jokes Witty Saying Tailgating Vintage College Humor Sarcasm Satire Gift

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Description

Shirt Description

Enjoy this classic soft 100% cotton tshirt with a funny design silk screen printed on the front chest. Our vintage style unisex/mens sized tshirt is from Alstyle Apparel Brand. These shirts have - Set-in rib collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping - Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem - Tear away label neck label. Our shirts are machine washable and preshrunk.


A. Normal Unisex Sized T-shirt
B. Silk Screen Printed Ink Logo (Not A Heat Transfer)
C. Printed in the USA



SIZING (Measurements In Inches)

BODY CHEST MEASUREMENTS: (From Arm Pit To Arm Pit)
SM(17-18) MD(19-20) LG(21-22) XL(23-24)

BODY LENGTH MEASUREMENTS: (Back Of Neck To Bottom Of Shirt)
SM(25-26) MD(27-28) LG(29-30) XL(30-31)


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When you are ready to pay, Simply click the "Add To Cart" button on the Etsy item page to submit a secure payment through checkout.


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Purchase multiple items and save on shipping.

If you plan to purchase multiple items to save on combined shipping, DO NOT PAY until all items are purchased.


Paying for multiple items? Here's How:

1. Bid on all items.
2. Click "Add To Cart" on the item you want to purchase.
3. Select each item you would like to combine shipping, then hit "Continue"
4. Checkout using Etsy's Checkout System


How much is combined shipping for each additional item?
Domestic (within the USA): You will pay full shipping on the first item or whichever item in your order has the highest shipping rate. For each additional item there will be an additional minimum charge as defined in the listing.
International (outside the USA): You will pay full shipping on the first item or whichever item in your order has the highest shipping rate. For each additional item there will be an additional minimum charge as defined in the listing.

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Shipping

Depending on the item(s) you purchase and the location to which the items will be delivered, different shipping methods are available. At checkout, you will be prompted to choose a shipping method. Shipping costs are based on the shipping method that you choose. Your total shipping charges will automatically compute during checkout prior to the completion of your order.


USPS carrier will deliver to PO Boxes, APOs/FPO addresses, or US Territory addresses. Domestic shipments will be supplied a delivery confirmation and/or a tracking number. Shipments are processed once payment clears and shipped within 1-3 business days.


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Contact Us
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We typically reply to emails within 24 hours during normal business hours.
Shirt Description

Enjoy this classic soft 100% cotton tshirt with a funny design silk screen printed on the front chest. Our vintage style unisex/mens sized tshirt is from Alstyle Apparel Brand. These shirts have - Set-in rib collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping - Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem - Tear away label neck label. Our shirts are machine washable and preshrunk.


A. Normal Unisex Sized T-shirt
B. Silk Screen Printed Ink Logo (Not A Heat Transfer)
C. Printed in the USA



SIZING (Measurements In Inches)

BODY CHEST MEASUREMENTS: (From Arm Pit To Arm Pit)
SM(17-18) MD(19-20) LG(21-22) XL(23-24)

BODY LENGTH MEASUREMENTS: (Back Of Neck To Bottom Of Shirt)
SM(25-26) MD(27-28) LG(29-30) XL(30-31)


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Payment

We accept Paypal and Credit Cards through Etsy.

When you are ready to pay, Simply click the "Add To Cart" button on the Etsy item page to submit a secure payment through checkout.


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Purchase multiple items and save on shipping.

If you plan to purchase multiple items to save on combined shipping, DO NOT PAY until all items are purchased.


Paying for multiple items? Here's How:

1. Bid on all items.
2. Click "Add To Cart" on the item you want to purchase.
3. Select each item you would like to combine shipping, then hit "Continue"
4. Checkout using Etsy's Checkout System


How much is combined shipping for each additional item?
Domestic (within the USA): You will pay full shipping on the first item or whichever item in your order has the highest shipping rate. For each additional item there will be an additional minimum charge as defined in the listing.
International (outside the USA): You will pay full shipping on the first item or whichever item in your order has the highest shipping rate. For each additional item there will be an additional minimum charge as defined in the listing.

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Shipping

Depending on the item(s) you purchase and the location to which the items will be delivered, different shipping methods are available. At checkout, you will be prompted to choose a shipping method. Shipping costs are based on the shipping method that you choose. Your total shipping charges will automatically compute during checkout prior to the completion of your order.


USPS carrier will deliver to PO Boxes, APOs/FPO addresses, or US Territory addresses. Domestic shipments will be supplied a delivery confirmation and/or a tracking number. Shipments are processed once payment clears and shipped within 1-3 business days.


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Contact Us
Please email us comments and questions.

We typically reply to emails within 24 hours during normal business hours.

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 hours of purchase
I don't accept exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
In order to return item we have to have shirt returned in these conditions.
1. The tags on the sleeve must be attached still and sent back in the same condition it was received.
2. The shirt must have not been worn and be in the original packaging.
3. We don't refund original shipping charges and have a 20% restocking fee.
4. We're not responsible for the shipping charges back to us
5. Please note to get a tracking number on item shipped back for your proof of return.
The address shirt is returned to is
Shirts 4 Gifts
5047 Demarco Ln
Chincoteague, VA 23336
If the shirt isn't returned in the original condition unworn with the tags still attached on the sleeves we can't refund item & would have to charge you for shipping if you want the shirt back again. Thanks

Shipping policies

In the event there is an article of clothing lost due to the carrier we will let the carrier(USPS,UPS,FedEx, etc.) run it's investigation and try to find the
package. Sometimes this can take up to 3 or 4 weeks. They always end up finding them.

Domestic orders ship USPS.com 1st Class or Priority. General delivery time is 2 to 5 business days. We do not offer Air Delivery. Please check your
eBay order for delivery confirmations and tracking ID's which can be checked on USPS.com.

International Orders are sent USPS 1st Class International or Priority Mail to certain countries and can take 7 to 21 business days for delivery to most
countries. Once your order leaves the United States we can not track it unless your country accepts our tracking ID's.

There maybe delays in customs/postal processing beyond our control. It is the buyer's responsibility for any Custom's Excise Taxes, Duties, Fees or
any other charges by Customs and are not included in the sale of the Item or shipping cost.

Additional policies

Contact me for any questions you have.

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