The Myrtle Guide to Owning Your Shit

The Myrtle Guide to Owning Your Shit


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full color book


In this 70 page full color book, one sassy ostrich talks turkey about what it means to own your shit. All of it.

Nobody dishes truth like Myrtle. Since her birth in 2015, she has worked her way into the hearts of badasses and misfits everywhere and spoken her quirky truth in a way that has brought smiles and a-ha moments to many. This is her first collection of thoughts, all focused on owning your shit and your magnificence. Full color illustrations throughout and a heavy dose of swearing. This little book is great to have anytime you wanna flip open and be reminded that you are fucking ok just as you are.

Created through amazon createspace. Please allow a bit more time for shipping as they are print on demand through Amazon. They are also available through

If you have questions about the timeline on shipping, shoot me a message through Etsy. I'm anticipating a couple weeks for now.

(international orders: i'm happy to ship to you, but it might behoove you to wait until this is on Amazon for better shipping options...just saying)

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Carrie Louise

Carrie Louise

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