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Childbirth is magical and joyful but it is also really hard work. Help yourself get through with these unique and original Badass Birth Affirmations card deck.

Need a little more than the typical flowery affirmations? These edgy and sweary affirmations will help you get through transition or any part of labor.

In the deck, you will get 16 4x6 color cards and 2 FREE SURPRISE CARDS are included.

The affirmations are as follows

"I AM a badass and I've fucking got this."

"I welcome the amniotic fluid because it's fucking goddess nectar"

"60 fucking seconds. I can hang on for 60 fucking seconds."

"Tons of badass bitches are birthing with me all over the world right now."

"My body opens like a big ass beautiful fucking flower."

"I trust my body because it's fucking awesome."

"Suck it up buttercup, I AM birthing this fucking baby."

"I am never alone. My baby is on this crazy ass journey with me."

"Down and out, baby. Down and out, baby. Down and fucking out."

"I find my happy place and go with the fucking flow."

"This will NOT last for fucking ever."

" I let this power and intensity flow right fucking through me."

"I ride the fucking waves and stay focused on my breath."

"Birth is SciFi, Spiritual, Messy, and Fucking Beautiful."

"Soften Open Fucking Release"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! I can totally fucking do this."

Badass Birth Affirmations Card Set


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  • Handmade item
  • Occasion: Baby shower
  • Height: 6 Inches
  • Width: 4 Inches
  • Materials: card deck, printed affirmations, affirmation cards, photo affirmations, Printed card stock, 4x6 cards
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 22 reviews
  • Favorited by: 66 people

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