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You Will Always Be Older Than Me... HAHAHA Card

You Will Always Be Older Than Me... HAHAHA Card

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Favorited by: 21 people
  • Gift message available
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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Not into the typical lovely cards? Neither are we! Sometimes you just have to be insulting. There is nothing else for it! Especially when your nearest and dearest are older than you! So have a good laugh at their expense, with this "You Will Always Be Older Than Me" card.

If that sounds like you, then this card is for you! With a unique Thriftbox design and blank inside, this card is perfect for any loved up occasion!

The card is C5 (162 mm x 229 mm) and comes complete with kraft brown envelope, in a cellophane wrapper.

Please check out our other range of cards in our shop! :)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and cancellations

Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase

I don't accept exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

If for any reason you are not completely satisfied with your order, please contact us as soon as possible, and we can issue a replacement (if possible) or a refund.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, ThriftBox cannot be held responsible for any damage occurred during transportation or for the use of our products. Every measure is taken to ensure that all items are packaged correctly, and will not suffer any damages.

Shipping policies

From the point of payment, items are dispatched between 1-5 working days, depending on custom orders and the destination of the buyer.

All items being shipped to the EU are on a 3-5 working day delivery date. Orders to the US and the rest of the world are on a 5-15 working day lead time.

Please note that on any UK holiday, delivery may be slightly delayed:

* New Year's Day
* UK Bank Holidays
* Christmas Day
* New Year's Day

Please note that if your order is late, we are unable to process as a late delivery until 15-20 working days has passed.

Additional policies

Please contact us for more information on Wholesale :)

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