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Donut Give a S**t Cuntcake Can Holder & Cooler


Donut Give a S**t Cuntcake Can Holder & Cooler

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  • Handmade item
  • Can be personalized: No
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 14 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks
From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
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I donut give a shit about you, Cuntcake. Cute but rude, Can Holder/ Can Cooler/ Can Coolie. Can Hugger. Can Stubbies. Great for holding your beer or drink and reminding those of you around you to act right!

• Can Cooler is made of laminated open cell foam.
• Can Cooler/Holder folds flat for pocket or purse storage!

Please keep in mind our small family business makes these items made-to-order and it can take 3 weeks to ship out depending on our demand!


4.5 out of 5 stars
  • Reviewed by waldenqueen
    5 out of 5 stars
    Dec 6, 2017
    easy order,fast shipping and funny saying
    Life Bites You Can Holder & Cooler

  • Reviewed by Nathan
    1 out of 5 stars
    Sep 23, 2018
    They told me after many request about order status that it was being shipped the next day. All they did was print a label. My order actually made it to the post office 9 days later and 3 weeks late compaired to what was promissed. Not only do they not respond in any type of timely fashion. They lie to you about shipping.
    Dino Dick & Cuntasaurus Rex Can Holder / Coolers Drink Holders 2 Pack Set
    FTGS responded

    This is not even close to accurate. First of all, we never once promised early shipping. We state CLEARLY that orders take 2-3 FULL WEEKS to process before we ship them out. Not once did we ever tell you that your order would ship earlier than that until you sent a very rude, impolite message to us thinking for some reason that your order was "late"... ? You ordered on Aug 31st, Nathan. You order was set to ship 2-3 weeks after that. Your tracking clearly shows it's going to be delivered tomorrow (9/24/18). That is in the time frame you agreed to. We told you we'd attempt to get it out early, therefore we created the label; and due to orders placed way before you, we were unable to get it out that next day. It still, to this day is not even late. Upsetting that reviews are allowed to be so inaccurate.

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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