Crack Scratch String Gag Gift, Novelty Gift, Redneck Favors, Gag Gifts For Men


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Are dingle berries and itchy hemorrhoids getting the best of your bum?
Do you struggle with cleaning and scratching your crack?

Struggle no more with the new and improved Crack Scratch String! Crack Scratch String is for all those hard to reach areas....when you just can't get it any other way!

Crack Scratch String is made up of a special soft material that easily slides between even the tightest cheeks without chafing or abrading, and will easily scratch the heck out of those nasty hemorrhoids! Regular flossing is recommended after NUMBER TWO restroom breaks. Using Crack Scratch String has been clinically proven to remove dingle berries between cheeks and to help prevent bum disease. Crack Scratch String is recommended by most proctologists.

(This is a gag gift, and is not really clinically proven to do anything.)

This product may come with a different color of floss than shown in the picture.

Crack Scratch String Gag Gift, Novelty Gift, Redneck Favors, Gag Gifts For Men

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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If you receive a damaged/broken item please contact seller for a refund or replacement. You may be required to email a picture of the damaged/broken item or return the item to the seller for full refund. For items lost in the mailing process (usually after 30 business days) you will receive a full refund. If you purchased a digital print (via download or email) you will NOT get refunded as these items can not be physically returned to me.

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I ship with USPS Monday through Friday. Orders placed Friday-Sunday will not be shipped until Monday.


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