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Since the previous two cards in this series featured cold-blooded women, we just wanted everyone to know that we believe in equal-opportunity evil.

Send this card to anyone you know who's not likely to ask why it smells funky.

"Golly that's a sweaty palm."
"It's been in my ass crack all afternoon."

This 5.5" square folded card is printed on a silver-flecked lime green sparkles paper and paired with a chartreuse Euro-flap envelope.

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Packaged in a cellophane sleeve
Bridgette S.B.
Mike B.

Hearty Handshake Mature Humorous Greeting Card

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  • Material: paper
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