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Necklace FRIENDLY, LIKE a PITBULL. Miniature dog necklace, by The Sausage

Necklace FRIENDLY, LIKE a PITBULL. Miniature dog necklace, by The Sausage

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$18.66 $23.32

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Recycled: No
  • Adjustable length: No
  • Can be personalized: No
  • Spinner: No
  • Materials: plastic, polymer clay

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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From France
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy
Gift wrapping available

Description

This is me.
Graceful as a pitbull, before 11 am ...
When you wake up, do not talk to me. My brain
is not there anyway, my sight is non-existent, I am a soft being who floats.

If you speak to me, I will answer, mind you.
But like a machine, a robot. By emphasizing
that I am exasperated that I was brought out of my bed / sllence so early in the morning (10 am).
I can also show my teeth and gnarl, even bite sometimes.

All these symptoms disappear as soon as I am
awake !! Then, I am absolutely charming !! A
dream, in a dressing gown !!

Lol. For all those who find mornings painful,
gnnnh like me !!

But it's much easier since I've been working
at home, because before that, I had to teach
students ...Sometimes, at eight in the morning ... imagine the mess.

© Saucisseintrinsèque / The Sausage
June 2016. All rights reserved.
This is me.
Graceful as a pitbull, before 11 am ...
When you wake up, do not talk to me. My brain
is not there anyway, my sight is non-existent, I am a soft being who floats.

If you speak to me, I will answer, mind you.
But like a machine, a robot. By emphasizing
that I am exasperated that I was brought out of my bed / sllence so early in the morning (10 am).
I can also show my teeth and gnarl, even bite sometimes.

All these symptoms disappear as soon as I am
awake !! Then, I am absolutely charming !! A
dream, in a dressing gown !!

Lol. For all those who find mornings painful,
gnnnh like me !!

But it's much easier since I've been working
at home, because before that, I had to teach
students ...Sometimes, at eight in the morning ... imagine the mess.

© Saucisseintrinsèque / The Sausage
June 2016. All rights reserved.

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

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Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

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  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
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  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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