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Grandpa Survival Kit

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Show the bowler in your life you care while also providing a bit of laughter at the same time. Our survival kits come in a 4x6 bag topped off with a matching topper.

Second picture is a sample of what the survival kits look like. Every item listed on the poem is included in the survival kit.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Donna Rossomando
4 out of 5 stars
Jan 9, 2018
Very cute gift for the grinch in your life.
Grinch Poop

Reviewed by Daisy1mom
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 4, 2018
It was a great item and the details are perfect. It shipped promptly.
Firefighter Survival Kit

Reviewed by deanacly

Reviewed by deanacly
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 3, 2018
Love the idea! I had ordered several as gifts and they were well appreciated. Thank you.
In Loving Memory of Brother Blue Icicle Ornament


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Returns & exchanges

Refunds accepted within 10 days of receipt. However, a refund will not be given until I receive back the product. Shipping for refunds is at your cost. I will not pay shipping. The item MUST be returned in the condition it was sent with any tags/labels/etc still attached to the item.

Shipping policies

I generally ship within 48 hours of payment and order received. At this time, I do not ship internationally. E-check payments via Paypal will ship when the E-check clears. Packages are shipped to the confirmed name and address on the Paypal payment. Please make sure your information on Paypal is up to date and accurate. I ship by priority mail unless it says otherwise. All orders over $150 are sent with signature confirmation and require signature upon receipt.

Additional policies

Custom order requests accepted and encouraged!

Grandpa Survival Kit

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, candy, plastic
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 349 reviews
  • Gift message available

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