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Tell those you care about just how happy your are that they are part of your world with this "So Glad Urine My Life" roll of embroidered toilet paper. The ultimate way to say "Happy Valentine's Day"

The design is embroidered directly onto the toilet paper. Makes for an unique and funny gift for an office gift exchange or white elephant party.


The decorated toilet paper will come already packaged in a clear plastic bag and tied with a bow

In the 'end' it really is a practical gift, the decorated sheet can be torn off and you are left with a perfectly good roll of bath room tissue.

Each roll is made to order, so please note the processing time of 3-5 business days prior to shipping.

If this one doesn't quite express the sentiment you are after, check our other toilet paper listings!

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All items are custom or personalized. We do not accept returns. If you have an issue with a purchase, please contact us within 3 days of receiving the item and we will see if we can solve the problem.

All RTS items are "as is" and cannot be returned.

Shipping policies

The majority of items will be ready within 5-7 business days. We complete items in the order we receive them. If you have a large order, it may take a bit longer, but we will be able to tell you a time frame when you place your order. If you need an item before the allotted time, if possible we will accommodate you, but there will be a “rush” fee.

All items are shipped USPS.
You will receive an email when your order has shipped along with the USPS tracking number

Additional policies

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Who is If Wishes Were Stitches?
If Wishes Were Stitches is the combination of a friendship and a hobby. Nancy Cook and Shannon Gillette decided they wanted to learn to machine embroidery and before you know it friends and family were asking if we were taking orders. So, we joined forces and created If Wishes Were Stitches.

2. When can I expect my order to be ready?
The majority of items will be ready within 5-7 business days. We complete items in the order we receive them. If you have a large order, it may take a bit longer, but we will be able to tell you a time frame when you place your order. If you need an item before the allotted time, if possible we will accommodate you, but there will be a “rush” fee.

3. Can I return an item?
All items are custom or personalized. We do not accept returns. If you have an issue with a purchase, please contact us within two weeks of receiving the item and we will see if we can solve the problem

4. Why aren’t similar items the same price?
As you look through our shop you will notice that some similar items have different pricing, such as the kitchen towels are not the same price. We strive to bring you competitive prices on all of our items. Each item is priced individually based on several factors including the stitch count of the design. The more complicated the design, the more expensive the item.

5. Can I machine wash my item?
Washing instructions are included with every item. The majority can be machine washed, but please read the directions that accompany your item.

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Who is If Wishes Were Stitches?
If Wishes Were Stitches is the combination of a friendship and a hobby. Nancy Cook and Shannon Gillette decided they wanted to learn to machine embroidery and before you know it friends and family were asking if we were taking orders. So, we joined forces and created If Wishes Were Stitches.

2. When can I expect my order to be ready?
The majority of items will be ready within 5-7 business days. We complete items in the order we receive them. If you have a large order, it may take a bit longer, but we will be able to tell you a time frame when you place your order. If you need an item before the allotted time, if possible we will accommodate you, but there will be a “rush” fee.

3. Can I return an item?
All items are custom or personalized. We do not accept returns. If you have an issue with a purchase, please contact us within two weeks of receiving the item and we will see if we can solve the problem

4. Why aren’t similar items the same price?
As you look through our shop you will notice that some similar items have different pricing, such as the kitchen towels are not the same price. We strive to bring you competitive prices on all of our items. Each item is priced individually based on several factors including the stitch count of the design. The more complicated the design, the more expensive the item.

5. Can I machine wash my item?
Washing instructions are included with every item. The majority can be machine washed, but please read the directions that accompany your item.

Funny Valentine - Valentine Gift - Glad Urine My Life - Embroidered Toilet Paper - Gag Gift - Office Gift Exchange - Funny Gag Gift

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: toilet paper, machine embroidery
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 144 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1 person
  • Gift message available
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From United States

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