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Cuntmuffin Douche Canoe Tee T-Shirt

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  • Handmade item
  • Made to order
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Hey Cuntmuffin, why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away?!

This comfortable black tee / t-shirt is professionally pressed with high quality and durable heat transfers on our high-tech machinery to make your item last longer and pop more vividly. Complete with our new FTGS brand tag! (Item may run a bit big- please order accordingly. If you like a loose fit, your regular size should do. Size specs below)

50% Poly 25% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton 25% Rayon Jersey
Neck: Set in Collar 1x1 Baby Rib
*Tri-Blend Tee as a Heather Look for All Colors (this is vintage black) & a Dolman style fit.

Garment Specs:

High Point Shoulder Length:
S- 26 ¼”
M- 26 ¾”
L- 27 ¼”
XL-27 ¾”
2XL- 28 ¼”
3XL- 28 ¾”

Bust 14” from HPS:
S- 18 ½”
M- 19 ½”
L- 20 ½”
XL- 22”
2XL- 23 ½”
3XL- 25”

Once we get your order we will begin processing the blank item. Then we print out the transfers on our special secret sauce paper printer and carefully remove it for placement. We then place your blank item and transfers into a second machine that presses the graphic at over 100 degrees onto your blank item to get bold colors that last and have a smooth to the touch feel (unlike companies using thick, heavy, and bumpy screen printing ink.)

Note: We do have an online website store as well and orders are fulfilled and processed in the order the were received.
Hey Cuntmuffin, why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away?!

This comfortable black tee / t-shirt is professionally pressed with high quality and durable heat transfers on our high-tech machinery to make your item last longer and pop more vividly. Complete with our new FTGS brand tag! (Item may run a bit big- please order accordingly. If you like a loose fit, your regular size should do. Size specs below)

50% Poly 25% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton 25% Rayon Jersey
Neck: Set in Collar 1x1 Baby Rib
*Tri-Blend Tee as a Heather Look for All Colors (this is vintage black) & a Dolman style fit.

Garment Specs:

High Point Shoulder Length:
S- 26 ¼”
M- 26 ¾”
L- 27 ¼”
XL-27 ¾”
2XL- 28 ¼”
3XL- 28 ¾”

Bust 14” from HPS:
S- 18 ½”
M- 19 ½”
L- 20 ½”
XL- 22”
2XL- 23 ½”
3XL- 25”

Once we get your order we will begin processing the blank item. Then we print out the transfers on our special secret sauce paper printer and carefully remove it for placement. We then place your blank item and transfers into a second machine that presses the graphic at over 100 degrees onto your blank item to get bold colors that last and have a smooth to the touch feel (unlike companies using thick, heavy, and bumpy screen printing ink.)

Note: We do have an online website store as well and orders are fulfilled and processed in the order the were received.

Reviews

4.5 out of 5 stars
(666)
  • Reviewed by A-Jay
    5 out of 5 stars
    Apr 10, 2018
    The look on my (Ex-Girl) Friend's face when she opened up this Shirt, was absolutley priceless!!! Every time she wears it, I smile!!! And so does she... It's a joy to have! And will bring laughter to anybody that wears/sees it...
    Cuntmuffin Douche Canoe Tee T-Shirt

  • Reviewed by Inactive
    5 out of 5 stars
    Nov 23, 2017
    What an awesome amazing shirt to proudly and happily wear ! This looks even better then the photo and my order arrived well wrapped & packed for transit. Excellent service from this shop too, thank you :-)
    Cuntmuffin Douche Canoe Tee T-Shirt

  • Reviewed by Danielle Abbott
    Buyer photo Danielle Abbott, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
    5 out of 5 stars
    Mar 23, 2018
    Love the shirt! I can’t wait to wear it to work on Saturday! Had a little issue with shipping due to USPS but FTGS was cool about it and included 2 free beer/drink cozies for the inconvenience. I will be purchasing more items from them in the future.
    Supercali Tee T-Shirt

  • Reviewed by Stacie Layne-Wood
    1 out of 5 stars
    Sep 20, 2018
    I ordered mid-August. It took 3+ weeks for a shipping label to be generated....and then my order SAT for another two weeks. I attempted to contact this seller...NO RESPONSE. And then, I randomly get a refund. No apology, no reason, no nothing. Their stuff is cute, but don’t count on ever getting it! Totes disappointed.
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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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