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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: glass jar, cotton wick, essential oil, fragrance oil, soy wax
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Cluster Fuck Candle

Funny/Humorous Gift

Scented candles with rude/offensive quotes

Hexagon glass jars

Handmade by myself using Soy wax - all natural

Size Specification

Small:
Common Fill Capacity: 8 oz
Brimful Capacity: 195 ml
Diameter: 70.5 mm
Height: 89.4 mm

Medium:
Common Fill Capacity: 12oz
Brimful Capacity: 283ml
Diameter: 79.5mm
Height: 97.8mm

Large:
Common Fill Capacity: 25oz
Brimful Capacity: 710ml
Diameter: 110mm
Height: 120mm

Lots of fragrances to choose from, descriptions below. Colour of candle follows description.

Baby Powder: A powdery and delicately soft floral fragrance with notes of fresh pink rose, warmer lily and a suggestion of smooth, soothing vanilla. (White Wax)

Bubblegum: A sweet edible smelling bubblegum fragrance with hints of delicate orange, ripe raspberry and light floral notes (Blue Wax)

Cafe Latte: A rich, dark, smooth coffee aroma with some notes of vanilla (Cream Wax)

Cinnamon Apple: The warm aroma of hot, freshly stewed apples encased in a golden pastry (Green Wax)

Cinnamon: A Sophisticated seasonal fragrance opening with fruity hints of apple, grapefruit, lavender and holly leaves supported by a spicy heart of white ginger and cinnamon bark. Further hints of lemongrass, jasmine, geranium and rose reach into a warm base of amber, tonka bean, vanilla, cedar, winter moss, musk and a hint of raspberry (Cream Wax)

Cherry: A Full on Cherry Blast, superb fragrance rich and fruity (Purple Wax)

Chocolate: A rich, sweet chocolate fragrance with sweet notes of vanilla and fudge (Brown Wax)

Christmas Spice: A rich, warm festive spicy accord combining notes of cinnamon and clove with ripe plum and freshly crushed vanilla pods (Red Wax)

Citronella: Citronella has a well rounded lemon citrus scent, though it is much softer than actual Lemon. It also has subtle wood tones (Yellow Wax) Essential Oil

Coconut: A comforting, powdery fragrance composed of sweet coconut and tonka beans (White Wax)

Fresh Bread: A sweet, edible smelling bread fragrance (White Wax)

Fresh Linen: A fresh clean floral accord with sparkling citrus notes leading to a floral, herbal heart resting on a base of musks and woods (White Wax)

Gingerbread: Fresh baked gingerbread cookies (Cream Wax)

Jellybeans: A rich mouth-watering blend of raspberries and blackcurrants with a candied base of jelly beans (Purple Wax)

Jingle Bell Berries: A Joyful fruity accord where sparkling citrus hints of orange and grapefruit are given depth through a merry berry blend of dark cassis, redcurrant, raspberry, strawberry, apple, rich plum and a warming hint of spice. The base of musk, sandalwood and a dusting of sugar brings this fragrance to a close (White Wax)

Lavender: A powdery, Oriental fragrance with fruity top note, supported by a rich floral, woody body of rose, muguet, lily, lavender and jasmine. Leading to a lingering base of powdery vanilla, precious woods and amber (Purple Wax)

Lemongrass: 100% Pure lemongrass essential oil possesses a mild, sweet fragrance, as well as a host of health benefits and uses. This oil is commonly used as an analgesic to reduce pain and inflammation (Yellow Wax)

Lemon Eucalyptus: 100% Pure Lemon Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Fresh, medicinal, heavy lemon aroma. Eucalyptus lemon is mostly seen in the fragrance industry. More recently it has become a popular addition to natural bug repellants. (Yellow Wax)

Liquorice: A rich dark edible smelling accord of smooth and sweet liquorice with supporting notes of soft blackcurrant, raspberry and aniseed (White Wax)

Marshmallow: A marshmallow fragrance with notes of rose, vanilla and raspberry with a sweet powdery dry down (White Wax)

Mango: Juicy Ripened Mango, Tropical, fruity affair (Yellow Wax)

Meditation: A calming, floral accord with powdery dry florals, sweet orange, delicate green leaf and chamomile on a heart of mimosa and violet leaf. Resting on a soothing base of sandalwood, amber, musk and vanilla flower (White Wax)

Neroli: A complex, citrus fragrance oil with pleasantly summery floral and orange notes, neroli is widely praised for its calming effect, and is therefore a popular ingredient in aromatherapy for treating depression (Yellow Wax)

Orange: Cold pressed from the zesty peels of the small, sweet orange, 100% pure orange sweet essential oil is known to help with ongoing coughing fits (which so many of us suffer with during and after the common cold) (Orange Wax)

Orange Chocolate Chilly: A truly decadent scent where the vibrant tang of juicy Brazilian orange is fused with heart – warming cocoa enhanced by an unexpected touch of chilli and crystallised ginger. (Cream Wax)

Patchouli & Leather: A Captivating, rich woody scent opening with a rush of cardamon, smoothed by aged leather and suede all warmed by dark resinous labdanum. The sensuous base blends opulent notes of sandalwood and cedar wood with amber, patchouli and vetiver (Cream Wax)

Pear & Freesia: The essence of autumn. The sensuous freshness of just-ripe pears is wrapped in a bouquet of white freesias, and mellowed by amber, patchouli and woods. Luscious and golden. To uplift, to wind down, or simply to add an air of luxury (White Wax)

Peppermint: Bring your senses to life with the cool freshness of 100% pure peppermint essential oil. This versatile, rejuvenating oil can be used topically to relieve sore muscles with its well-known cooling effect. (Green Wax)

Pina Colada: A creamy explosion of exotic fruits, fresh notes of Caribbean coconut sweetened by tropical sun drenched pineapple and sweet orange (Cream Wax)

Rose: A fresh, green and natural rose interpretation with hints of grassy notes (Pink Wax)

Sea Spray: Masculine, Fresh and cool sea spray (Blue Wax)

Snowflake Sparkle: Inspired by the magical sparkle of falling snowflakes the fragrance opens with a cool, green floral accord where green stems, winter violet and icy ozonic notes leads you to a heart of
lily, peony, rose, mimosa, carnation and jasmine. The woody base of amber, sandalwood, cedar wood and moss is smoothed by hints of vanilla and musk (White Wax)

Strawberry Milkshake: A fresh, fruity fragrance of ripe wild strawberries blended with notes of fresh green leaf and a sweet juicy back note (Pink Wax)

Sweet Pea: A fresh, floral fragrance opening with notes of melon, apple, green accord and citrus oils supported by a floral blend of sweet pea, muguet, lily, cyclamen and gardenia leading to a musky, powdery base (White Wax)

Tequila: Masculine. True to its name, bring back memories good or bad! (Cream Wax)

Vanilla: Few scents can beat the delicious sweetness of pure vanilla oil, and it packs a host of health benefits, too. This popular oil is well known for soothing burns and wounds, and for reducing inflammation (Cream Wax)

Winter Carnival: Winter Carnival – This exciting fragrance opens with a colourful explosion of luscious red fruits, cinnamon, ginger and winter mint leading to a delectable heart of popcorn, creamy melted chocolate and whirls of freshly spun candy floss.
all of this is calmed by a lingering base of musk, vetiver and amber (White Wax)

Shades may vary

Usually 1-5 days processing times

UK Shipping tracked by MyHermes 3-5 working days

Next Day Shipping Available

International Shipping tracked by UKMail (states 3 day shipping, more like 10 days in my experience)

Christmas time EXPECT DELAYS order early

Based in the UK, I ship world wide

CLP Compliant, Registered business name LindsayLucasCandles. Insured.
Cluster Fuck Candle

Funny/Humorous Gift

Scented candles with rude/offensive quotes

Hexagon glass jars

Handmade by myself using Soy wax - all natural

Size Specification

Small:
Common Fill Capacity: 8 oz
Brimful Capacity: 195 ml
Diameter: 70.5 mm
Height: 89.4 mm

Medium:
Common Fill Capacity: 12oz
Brimful Capacity: 283ml
Diameter: 79.5mm
Height: 97.8mm

Large:
Common Fill Capacity: 25oz
Brimful Capacity: 710ml
Diameter: 110mm
Height: 120mm

Lots of fragrances to choose from, descriptions below. Colour of candle follows description.

Baby Powder: A powdery and delicately soft floral fragrance with notes of fresh pink rose, warmer lily and a suggestion of smooth, soothing vanilla. (White Wax)

Bubblegum: A sweet edible smelling bubblegum fragrance with hints of delicate orange, ripe raspberry and light floral notes (Blue Wax)

Cafe Latte: A rich, dark, smooth coffee aroma with some notes of vanilla (Cream Wax)

Cinnamon Apple: The warm aroma of hot, freshly stewed apples encased in a golden pastry (Green Wax)

Cinnamon: A Sophisticated seasonal fragrance opening with fruity hints of apple, grapefruit, lavender and holly leaves supported by a spicy heart of white ginger and cinnamon bark. Further hints of lemongrass, jasmine, geranium and rose reach into a warm base of amber, tonka bean, vanilla, cedar, winter moss, musk and a hint of raspberry (Cream Wax)

Cherry: A Full on Cherry Blast, superb fragrance rich and fruity (Purple Wax)

Chocolate: A rich, sweet chocolate fragrance with sweet notes of vanilla and fudge (Brown Wax)

Christmas Spice: A rich, warm festive spicy accord combining notes of cinnamon and clove with ripe plum and freshly crushed vanilla pods (Red Wax)

Citronella: Citronella has a well rounded lemon citrus scent, though it is much softer than actual Lemon. It also has subtle wood tones (Yellow Wax) Essential Oil

Coconut: A comforting, powdery fragrance composed of sweet coconut and tonka beans (White Wax)

Fresh Bread: A sweet, edible smelling bread fragrance (White Wax)

Fresh Linen: A fresh clean floral accord with sparkling citrus notes leading to a floral, herbal heart resting on a base of musks and woods (White Wax)

Gingerbread: Fresh baked gingerbread cookies (Cream Wax)

Jellybeans: A rich mouth-watering blend of raspberries and blackcurrants with a candied base of jelly beans (Purple Wax)

Jingle Bell Berries: A Joyful fruity accord where sparkling citrus hints of orange and grapefruit are given depth through a merry berry blend of dark cassis, redcurrant, raspberry, strawberry, apple, rich plum and a warming hint of spice. The base of musk, sandalwood and a dusting of sugar brings this fragrance to a close (White Wax)

Lavender: A powdery, Oriental fragrance with fruity top note, supported by a rich floral, woody body of rose, muguet, lily, lavender and jasmine. Leading to a lingering base of powdery vanilla, precious woods and amber (Purple Wax)

Lemongrass: 100% Pure lemongrass essential oil possesses a mild, sweet fragrance, as well as a host of health benefits and uses. This oil is commonly used as an analgesic to reduce pain and inflammation (Yellow Wax)

Lemon Eucalyptus: 100% Pure Lemon Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Fresh, medicinal, heavy lemon aroma. Eucalyptus lemon is mostly seen in the fragrance industry. More recently it has become a popular addition to natural bug repellants. (Yellow Wax)

Liquorice: A rich dark edible smelling accord of smooth and sweet liquorice with supporting notes of soft blackcurrant, raspberry and aniseed (White Wax)

Marshmallow: A marshmallow fragrance with notes of rose, vanilla and raspberry with a sweet powdery dry down (White Wax)

Mango: Juicy Ripened Mango, Tropical, fruity affair (Yellow Wax)

Meditation: A calming, floral accord with powdery dry florals, sweet orange, delicate green leaf and chamomile on a heart of mimosa and violet leaf. Resting on a soothing base of sandalwood, amber, musk and vanilla flower (White Wax)

Neroli: A complex, citrus fragrance oil with pleasantly summery floral and orange notes, neroli is widely praised for its calming effect, and is therefore a popular ingredient in aromatherapy for treating depression (Yellow Wax)

Orange: Cold pressed from the zesty peels of the small, sweet orange, 100% pure orange sweet essential oil is known to help with ongoing coughing fits (which so many of us suffer with during and after the common cold) (Orange Wax)

Orange Chocolate Chilly: A truly decadent scent where the vibrant tang of juicy Brazilian orange is fused with heart – warming cocoa enhanced by an unexpected touch of chilli and crystallised ginger. (Cream Wax)

Patchouli & Leather: A Captivating, rich woody scent opening with a rush of cardamon, smoothed by aged leather and suede all warmed by dark resinous labdanum. The sensuous base blends opulent notes of sandalwood and cedar wood with amber, patchouli and vetiver (Cream Wax)

Pear & Freesia: The essence of autumn. The sensuous freshness of just-ripe pears is wrapped in a bouquet of white freesias, and mellowed by amber, patchouli and woods. Luscious and golden. To uplift, to wind down, or simply to add an air of luxury (White Wax)

Peppermint: Bring your senses to life with the cool freshness of 100% pure peppermint essential oil. This versatile, rejuvenating oil can be used topically to relieve sore muscles with its well-known cooling effect. (Green Wax)

Pina Colada: A creamy explosion of exotic fruits, fresh notes of Caribbean coconut sweetened by tropical sun drenched pineapple and sweet orange (Cream Wax)

Rose: A fresh, green and natural rose interpretation with hints of grassy notes (Pink Wax)

Sea Spray: Masculine, Fresh and cool sea spray (Blue Wax)

Snowflake Sparkle: Inspired by the magical sparkle of falling snowflakes the fragrance opens with a cool, green floral accord where green stems, winter violet and icy ozonic notes leads you to a heart of
lily, peony, rose, mimosa, carnation and jasmine. The woody base of amber, sandalwood, cedar wood and moss is smoothed by hints of vanilla and musk (White Wax)

Strawberry Milkshake: A fresh, fruity fragrance of ripe wild strawberries blended with notes of fresh green leaf and a sweet juicy back note (Pink Wax)

Sweet Pea: A fresh, floral fragrance opening with notes of melon, apple, green accord and citrus oils supported by a floral blend of sweet pea, muguet, lily, cyclamen and gardenia leading to a musky, powdery base (White Wax)

Tequila: Masculine. True to its name, bring back memories good or bad! (Cream Wax)

Vanilla: Few scents can beat the delicious sweetness of pure vanilla oil, and it packs a host of health benefits, too. This popular oil is well known for soothing burns and wounds, and for reducing inflammation (Cream Wax)

Winter Carnival: Winter Carnival – This exciting fragrance opens with a colourful explosion of luscious red fruits, cinnamon, ginger and winter mint leading to a delectable heart of popcorn, creamy melted chocolate and whirls of freshly spun candy floss.
all of this is calmed by a lingering base of musk, vetiver and amber (White Wax)

Shades may vary

Usually 1-5 days processing times

UK Shipping tracked by MyHermes 3-5 working days

Next Day Shipping Available

International Shipping tracked by UKMail (states 3 day shipping, more like 10 days in my experience)

Christmas time EXPECT DELAYS order early

Based in the UK, I ship world wide

CLP Compliant, Registered business name LindsayLucasCandles. Insured.

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