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Scratch Card, Funny Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Boyfriend/ Girlfriend/ Husband / Wife, naughty card, funny card, card for boyfriend

Scratch Card, Funny Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Boyfriend/ Girlfriend/ Husband / Wife, naughty card, funny card, card for boyfriend

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Overview

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: white card, white envelope, ink, hand made
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 2809 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–2 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Anyone else bored of the soppy cards in the shops that TOTALLY do not represent you and your other half?

You get to choose how lucky your other half will be on their birthday!

This Card can be personalised to have whichever prize you choose! From Backrubs and Breakfast in bed to Blow jobs and Stripteases! Whether they win or not is up to you!

This Cheeky card is sure to make you're other half giggle on their birthday.

The card stands at 5"X7" and there is an option to have your own personalised message printed on the inside (please message me for this option).


Details:
– If Personalised message is chosen please write this message in the details box, or privately message what would be written under the scratch sticker.
– Premium 300gsm recycled Kraft card
– Comes with a Flamingo Factory Envelope

Made from:
– Printed on 300gsm card

Default colour will be black text unless otherwise stated in a private message.


Please note that the colours may vary slightly depending on the screen used to view the product.


Shipping:
- Estimated delivery time for the UK: 5 business days

All orders are processed and posted as quickly as possible after sale.

**IMPORTANT** If you need your card for a specific date, please advise at the time of ordering so we can adjust our processing times accordingly.

All domestic items are sent using Royal mail First Class, and generally arrive approximately 3-5 days after posting.

All international orders are sent using International Standard (airmail) - items sent in this way can take up to 28 working days to arrive. Please be aware that international standard does NOT come with a tracking number.

Please ensure that your delivery address is correct at the time of ordering.

IN THE RARE EVENT that your order is lost or delayed in the post, please contact us before leaving feedback - we will work with you to find a solution.

© Designs, Copyright The Flamingo Factory
Anyone else bored of the soppy cards in the shops that TOTALLY do not represent you and your other half?

You get to choose how lucky your other half will be on their birthday!

This Card can be personalised to have whichever prize you choose! From Backrubs and Breakfast in bed to Blow jobs and Stripteases! Whether they win or not is up to you!

This Cheeky card is sure to make you're other half giggle on their birthday.

The card stands at 5"X7" and there is an option to have your own personalised message printed on the inside (please message me for this option).


Details:
– If Personalised message is chosen please write this message in the details box, or privately message what would be written under the scratch sticker.
– Premium 300gsm recycled Kraft card
– Comes with a Flamingo Factory Envelope

Made from:
– Printed on 300gsm card

Default colour will be black text unless otherwise stated in a private message.


Please note that the colours may vary slightly depending on the screen used to view the product.


Shipping:
- Estimated delivery time for the UK: 5 business days

All orders are processed and posted as quickly as possible after sale.

**IMPORTANT** If you need your card for a specific date, please advise at the time of ordering so we can adjust our processing times accordingly.

All domestic items are sent using Royal mail First Class, and generally arrive approximately 3-5 days after posting.

All international orders are sent using International Standard (airmail) - items sent in this way can take up to 28 working days to arrive. Please be aware that international standard does NOT come with a tracking number.

Please ensure that your delivery address is correct at the time of ordering.

IN THE RARE EVENT that your order is lost or delayed in the post, please contact us before leaving feedback - we will work with you to find a solution.

© Designs, Copyright The Flamingo Factory

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(611)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation: before item has shipped

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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