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Giveashitometer plaque- wooden sign- handmade- funny gifts- funny quotes-funny signs-rude signs-swear word signs.

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Handmade wooden sign/plaque. With the quote 'Let me check my giveashitometer. Nope nothing.'

Pictured: Green & Beige.

These handmade plaques are 12cm x 13cm in size. They are personally cut/sanded/painted by me! And each individual letter is hand stamped.

There is a choice of colours, but you can also comment to choose your own (i totally understand that colour coordination is very important in every house ha ha!).

*Please take note that as each one is made to order they may differ slightly from the photos.
*Please note if you would like to change the wording or colours then please add a note in the Note box when you order.

These plaques make fantastic gifts for friends/family or yourself!


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Sue
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 6, 2018
I loved it! I will definitely buy from this shop again :)
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Reviewed by Mariet1998
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 29, 2018
Cracking sign, bought for myself and 2 friends and they both loved it :) Great communication with Holly, A++ seller
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Reviewed by Mariet1998
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 29, 2018
Second time I bought this sign and just as beautiful as the first time. A++ communication, Holly's just lovely.
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Reviewed by Lea
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 5, 2018
Bought two, both super cute and nice quality. Holly was super nice and fast at answering my questions. I'd recommend both product and seller!
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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Giveashitometer plaque- wooden sign- handmade- funny gifts- funny quotes-funny signs-rude signs-swear word signs.

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  • Handmade item
  • Craft: Woodworking & carpentry
  • Height: 13 Centimeters
  • Width: 12 Centimeters
  • Materials: wood, acrylic paint, houla stamp ink, twine
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 5 reviews
  • Favorited by: 4 people
  • Gift message available

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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From Cyprus
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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