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Wine Is To Women As Duck Tape Is To Men It Fixes Everything 15" x 3" Wood Sign

Wine Is To Women As Duck Tape Is To Men It Fixes Everything 15" x 3" Wood Sign


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  • Handmade item
  • Height: 3 Inches
  • Width: 15 Inches
  • Framing: Unframed
  • Gift message available
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From Farmington, MN
Returns and exchanges accepted
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-Your sign is made in the USA measuring 15" x 3".
-The sign is made of hardboard wood with colorful and detailed artwork.
-Comes with a twine rope for easy hanging and is intended for indoor use.
-Will look great hanging in your bar, dining room, kitchen, den, living room or anywhere you want to hang it. Will also make a great gift.


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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
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We will guarantee our products for 30 days for any defects. Please contact us if there is any damage during shipping or wrong spelling for custom orders. Buyer is responsible for return shipping.

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