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Three Rules for Writing the Novel W Somerset Maugham funny T shirt for writer novelist author

Three Rules for Writing the Novel W Somerset Maugham funny T shirt for writer novelist author

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A great T-shirt for writers, novelists, authors, book lovers, and anyone who appreciates reading and laughter.

100% cotton, classic fit, pre-shrunk, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Fabric weight: 6 oz (203 g/m2)

Available from Pearlsong Design in black, navy, cherry red, forest, chestnut, ash, sand, sky and Irish green in sizes S to 5X. (White with black print is available under a separate listing, up to 6XL.)

Production Time:
These shirts are MADE TO ORDER. This means they can take 7 - 10 business days to make before they are shipped out. If your order is urgent, please contact me before ordering.

Most items are sent by USPS first class mail.
All items ship from California.

Please note: Although it is common practice to charge more for larger shirts, we choose to charge the same price for all sizes.


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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
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Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Pearlsong made this item with help from

  • A print shop, Chatsworth, CA
Pearlsong made this item with help from:
  • A print shop, Chatsworth, CA

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