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The Little Book of Zombie Limericks

I have gone and written some zombie limericks!! (poems include how to deal with a horde of zombies, zombies looking for breakfast, Macon, GA zombies, smelly zombies, turning into a zombie, and more!) Plus I have hand bound them into a lovely little self published pocket book!!
The book measures 4.25" x 5.5". Nine original zombie limericks, and many black and white pictures, drawn by me ;). Here is one of my personal favorites from this volume:

If you see a dead zombie giraffe
It is best not to stop, point, and laugh
But if giggle you must
Please know that he'll just
Get all mad and bite you in half.

This book has 16 pages,
and the cover is a caution yellow card stock. Hand sewn binding in black thread. Would make a really unique card to give a zombie loving friend (fits in a standard note card envelope),
or just one of those weird little coffee table books...Or bathroom reader! Multiples are available, just convo me with how many copies you want and I will adjust the invoice accordingly!

There are two other volumes of Zombie Limericks available through my etsy shop as well! Check the Miscellaneous section.

**Volumes # 1 and #2 of my Zombie Limericks are now being carried by Life and Death in Salem, located in the Museum Park Mall in historic Salem, Massachusetts!**
**All three volumes are also on display at the Poet House Showcase in Battery Park, NYC**

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Shipping for US addresses is First Class Mail; for all other countries, shipping is First Class Mail International. If you would like a different shipping option and/or insurance, please convo me prior to making your payment, and I will adjust the invoice accordingly.

Meet the owner of zombietoes

Emily White

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: recycled papers, thread, archival inks
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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