Deployments Suck Bottle Opener - Deployment Survival Kit - Beer Bottle Opener - Beer Lover Gift - Deployment Gift - Military Spouse Gift


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This deployment sucks beer bottle opener is the perfect military spouse gift. We all know being away from your spouse sucks, so why not find a little humor and crack open your favorite beverage! These beer bottle openers are made of stainless steel making them very durable. Custom bottle openers also make great gifts for anyone on your list. If you would like to have this opener, or another design, personalized, please send me a message to discuss your needs.

Beer Bottle Opener Details:
- one sided design
- stainless steel bottle shape
- 5.5 inches by 1.6 inches
-ink is permanently applied using a heat transfer process

Wording options:
Option 1 -- "Deployments suck, crack one open"
Option 2 -- "Deployments suck, beer doesn't"

Personalized beer bottle openers also make great bridal party gifts for groomsmen or bridesmaids and can be customized with their names. If you would like to place a custom order please contact me and I am happy to set up an order for you. If you have any other questions, please send me a message and I am happy to help. Thanks!

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